phone call

[bloodrdflamingo]

*ring ring*
me: hello?
******: hey, whats up?
me: not much
******: want to fuck?
me: um, no
******: are you sure?
me: are you serious?
******: do i sound serious?
me: yeah, well i guess you do.
******: so do you want to?
me: again, no.
******: well it's too bad you dont want to, i bet you're a rockin lay
me: unfortunately, for you, you'll never know
******: unfortunate for both of us.
me: no, not really
******: ok, well if you change your mind....
me: *click*
so.. when did i become a booty call? and why didnt any one inform me? people are fucking rediculous

i could go into detail about how shitty my day was, but i wont.