Jul 06, 2004 23:10
To Whom It May Concern,
You are the inventor of the "bot" program.
You are the world's biggest asshole. You have created a tool that lures people in and then destroys the integrity of their pc.
I hope when you go to hell Satan sits you in front of a computer that is fully loaded with all of your crappy programs and you can't get rid of them either.
I hope he makes you sit in a chat room, preferably on yahoo and lets you get into a decent conversation with another fellow hell liver and then in the middle you would get bombarded by millions upon millions of cloned versions of your program.
I'm sorry you weren't hugged by your mother. I'm sorry she beat you with a rubber hose when she found those "Girls and Pee" magazines under your bed.
These are reasons to commit serial murder. Not reasons to become a serial pain in my ass. Programmers should really find better uses for their time.
I'm sure there is some company out there dying for your expertise. copyright that code and get it taken away.
Or I will hunt you down and kick you in the nuts until your eyes fall out.
Thank you have a pleasant evening. Remember patent it or lose your eyes and the ability to produce your redundant mysoginistic offspring.
sincerely
Pixel