Not Gonna Be Jailbait No More
I'm going to be 18 this November on the 17. Lolz Not going to be jailbait no more. My friends took me to an adult store called "Strawberry Alarmclock" and the only reason why the girl let us in was because my stupid friends told them that I was "coming of age" and needed to be enlightened in the "arts of pleasure" which I declined of course and bought nothing even though they offered to buy the things for me but I did learn a lot of disturbing things which my innocence shall be horrifically scarred forever. lolz My friends and people think I need to be a little bit more "enthusiastic" towards being an adult but I am forever a kid! Muahaha! I'm better than Peter Pan! I'm Ookami! XD lolz and adult stores need better employees. Like seriously. What adult gets the kick out of making a "former jailbait" disturbed with their variety of "knowledges" known only to the "pleased ones"? Reminds me of Harry Potter except Robot Chicken was thrown in as well. lolz XD Lolz Anywho, I'm not going to be jailbait anymore, but I can still be OOKA! X3 Take that! Muahaha- *cough cough wheeze gasps* Epic Fail. T_T