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LadyRiel: No, Cerra wouldn't be locked in with you. Fair warning
Michael: Pouts. "Awww, why not?"
LadyRiel: Because the idea here is that you should *not* try to arrange for that to be necessary.
Michael: "Oh." Pause. "What do I get if I'm good?"
LadyRiel: eyes him. "Doesn't work that way. Get healthy and we can make plans."
Michael: "Hmph." Pokes out his tongue. ::insert petulant schoolchild complex here::
LadyRiel: Michael, do you remember what happened the last time you did that while we were talking?
Michael: Blinks. "Oh yeah." Clams up.
LadyRiel: Smart. You're not a kid. We're not going to bribe you to practice healthy habits. And don't say "but I'm borrrred!"
Michael: Eyes her. "You're being far too serious, hon." Touches her cheek gently, but then smirks at her 'borrrrred' comment. "But mom..."
LadyRiel: *goes in search of a frying pan*
Michael: "Hey, I was being nice." Pouts again.
LadyRiel: *rummaging through the cupboard, eyes the pout and shakes her head*
LadyRiel: *chuckles*
Michael: Glares, folds arms and continues to pout.
LadyRiel: Ah! Here it is.
Michael: Throws single kernel of popcorn.
LadyRiel: *deflects with extra large frying pan*
LadyRiel: *kernel bounces off and hits him on the forehead*
Michael: ...and knocks him to the floor.
LadyRiel: *watches*
Michael: "Ouch."
Michael: Glares. Folds arms while still on floor and continues to pout. "You've been hanging around the Riders for too long."
LadyRiel: how's the weather down there? need a raincoat?
Michael: "depends on whether you're going to up the mandatory bucket of water on my head or not." More pouting.
LadyRiel: If you insist. *puts down the pan and goes over to the sink* : *trying not to laugh*
Michael: Dramatic sigh. "Go ahead....without Cerri, I no longer care."
LadyRiel: *fills pail with cool water and soap and food coloring*
Michael: Continues to pout and await his fate
LadyRiel: Coming? *Walks to the front door*
Michael: Eyes her. "Where?"
LadyRiel: *keeps walking*
LadyRiel: We need to find someone to use this on, don't we?