Survey
1. Would you rather kill a puppy with your bare hands or make out with your father?
-kill a puppy.
2. What would be worse for the world: One giant (approx. 30 feet tall) cybernetic Hitler, or if all food screamed when you ate it?
-food thing
3. Zombies become a very harsh reality. Sensing the ethical code society has instilled in you slipping away, you decide to start killing everything that moves with what weapon?
-throwing needles xDD
4. When charging into battle, your war cry is?
-LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER!!
5. A temporal rift has opened up while you were in the bathroom and sucked you into the distant, distant past. Where do you pray to fucking God that you don't end up?
-Soviet Union way back when
6. Ninjas vs. Pirates: Who wins? Defend your answer.
-Ninjas! KICK HIS ASS SASUKE!
7. It's your wedding day. However, the night before ants crawled into your head and drove you insane. Whilst in the thralls of madness, you pick what song as your wedding ballad?
-"Toxic" by Britney Spears
8. You're driving around and you see an Asian dude on a Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle with a sword strapped to his back. The first thought that comes to your mind is:
-holy fuck? Did Haruko cut her hair?
9. The Battle: A Pit Bull vs. A Pit Bull's body weight in ill-tempered weasels. You place your bets on:
-WEASLES BITCH!
10. A serious Dance-Dance Revolution accident leaves you with special powers. Unfortunately the powers aren't all that super. It seems that all you can do is:
-Do the contortionist "We Love Yuki" dance of FB
11. What alcohol do you drink when you absolutely want the whole world to know how much you hate everyone?
-SAKE!!!!
12. You have sinned grossly against God and country. Your punishment is to be eaten alive by one of God's creatures. Luckily, you get to pick what creature that is:
-A pickle
13. In your most humble opinion, what do you feel is the most vile and savage swearword you can spew forth unto another person:
-nigger
14. You get to change the name of the state you are living in. You choose:
-1337Xc0r3
15. Which animal would totally eat you if it could?
-my fish that I never fed
16. Sexiest number between 1 and 10:
-6 or 9
17. You are carrying your drink back from the bar when you accidentally run into this girl, spilling your drink on her. She's being a total bitch about it but, c'mon, it was totally just an accident. Her boyfriend subsequently challenges you to fisticuffs. Name two friends you'd want on your side in a fight:
-hmm DJ because he is strong and Gabby because she's psychotic
18. If you could, what historical figure would you totally like to peg in the junk with a brick? Don't say Hitler, you uncreative loser:
-Andrew Jackson,because he hated indians
19. What would it cost to make you willingly and knowingly contract pubic lice:
-every episode of naruto on DVD
20. Think of the grossest name a strip club could possibly have:
-Pussy-Sex-Fuck-Cheap-Hos-Fuck-Cock-Suck-Strip
-kill a puppy.
2. What would be worse for the world: One giant (approx. 30 feet tall) cybernetic Hitler, or if all food screamed when you ate it?
-food thing
3. Zombies become a very harsh reality. Sensing the ethical code society has instilled in you slipping away, you decide to start killing everything that moves with what weapon?
-throwing needles xDD
4. When charging into battle, your war cry is?
-LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER!!
5. A temporal rift has opened up while you were in the bathroom and sucked you into the distant, distant past. Where do you pray to fucking God that you don't end up?
-Soviet Union way back when
6. Ninjas vs. Pirates: Who wins? Defend your answer.
-Ninjas! KICK HIS ASS SASUKE!
7. It's your wedding day. However, the night before ants crawled into your head and drove you insane. Whilst in the thralls of madness, you pick what song as your wedding ballad?
-"Toxic" by Britney Spears
8. You're driving around and you see an Asian dude on a Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle with a sword strapped to his back. The first thought that comes to your mind is:
-holy fuck? Did Haruko cut her hair?
9. The Battle: A Pit Bull vs. A Pit Bull's body weight in ill-tempered weasels. You place your bets on:
-WEASLES BITCH!
10. A serious Dance-Dance Revolution accident leaves you with special powers. Unfortunately the powers aren't all that super. It seems that all you can do is:
-Do the contortionist "We Love Yuki" dance of FB
11. What alcohol do you drink when you absolutely want the whole world to know how much you hate everyone?
-SAKE!!!!
12. You have sinned grossly against God and country. Your punishment is to be eaten alive by one of God's creatures. Luckily, you get to pick what creature that is:
-A pickle
13. In your most humble opinion, what do you feel is the most vile and savage swearword you can spew forth unto another person:
-nigger
14. You get to change the name of the state you are living in. You choose:
-1337Xc0r3
15. Which animal would totally eat you if it could?
-my fish that I never fed
16. Sexiest number between 1 and 10:
-6 or 9
17. You are carrying your drink back from the bar when you accidentally run into this girl, spilling your drink on her. She's being a total bitch about it but, c'mon, it was totally just an accident. Her boyfriend subsequently challenges you to fisticuffs. Name two friends you'd want on your side in a fight:
-hmm DJ because he is strong and Gabby because she's psychotic
18. If you could, what historical figure would you totally like to peg in the junk with a brick? Don't say Hitler, you uncreative loser:
-Andrew Jackson,because he hated indians
19. What would it cost to make you willingly and knowingly contract pubic lice:
-every episode of naruto on DVD
20. Think of the grossest name a strip club could possibly have:
-Pussy-Sex-Fuck-Cheap-Hos-Fuck-Cock-Suck-Strip