Dear Thieves
Dear Thieves,
I want to first off Thank you for making my day. Thief #1 I am glad you lied to the Police and I, it’s okay because tonight you are sitting in a jail cell instead of eating the steaks you tried to steal. Had you just told the truth and just said “Here are the steaks I tried to steal” and gave us back the steaks you would have walked away free without the nice handcuffs you were sporting on your way out of my store today. Now to Thief #2 Thank you for coming back to the store after you were able to get out of the store before I got to you. Thank you for walking up to the police and asking them “Hey what’s up with the dude in the car?” so that they could arrest you too. Thank you and please don’t come back again, if you get out of that nice prison cell any time soon.
The Manager who caught you
Steve
I want to first off Thank you for making my day. Thief #1 I am glad you lied to the Police and I, it’s okay because tonight you are sitting in a jail cell instead of eating the steaks you tried to steal. Had you just told the truth and just said “Here are the steaks I tried to steal” and gave us back the steaks you would have walked away free without the nice handcuffs you were sporting on your way out of my store today. Now to Thief #2 Thank you for coming back to the store after you were able to get out of the store before I got to you. Thank you for walking up to the police and asking them “Hey what’s up with the dude in the car?” so that they could arrest you too. Thank you and please don’t come back again, if you get out of that nice prison cell any time soon.
The Manager who caught you
Steve