WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????
So we all know that Michael Bay is doing a Friday the 13th film, yes? I think I mentioned it once, but I didn't make a big deal out of it because I'm not into the franchise (big dumb shark, yada yada yada...).
I'm sitting here in my room, and Attack of the Show is on in the living room. And I hear the name Michael Bay. I immediately roll my eyes...and then I hear the words "Nightmare on Elm Street" and "remake" and "franchise". I think my heart stopped. WHY THE FUCK IS MICHAEL BAY REMAKING THE ENTIRE FUCKING FRANCHISE? WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO TOUCH FREDDY AT ALL????
I have lost my will to live.
I'm sitting here in my room, and Attack of the Show is on in the living room. And I hear the name Michael Bay. I immediately roll my eyes...and then I hear the words "Nightmare on Elm Street" and "remake" and "franchise". I think my heart stopped. WHY THE FUCK IS MICHAEL BAY REMAKING THE ENTIRE FUCKING FRANCHISE? WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO TOUCH FREDDY AT ALL????
I have lost my will to live.