the lists

Sep 11, 2008 22:40

the lists
some of the things i dreamed about this week:
giraffes
shoe shopping
smoking

things that have annoyed me this week:
flaming incompetance
closeted men
the resident bitch calling the resident lesbian a "fucking cunt licker" (admittedly the ensuing chaos was enjoyable)
being told that my taste in music sucks (i dont fucking think so)
the fact that michael jackson has had a million nose jobs, but his FAKE cleft chin is STILL UNEVEN!!

things i have enjoyed this week:
battles of wit
2 hour convo with my sister
getting my tickets to see my family
dinner with jarad's family and the continuing saga of what color the wall should be painted
HOUSE!!!

things i should not be able to get away with saying at work, to a manager, (but do):
no, have one of the other idiots do it
i fucking hate this place, i hope it burns
i don't care if nuclear war breaks out, i'm leaving at 7
thanks for leaving me stranded, douchebag
how about people start taking their mydol BEFORE coming to work?
as long as i take my hat and name tag off i can kill fellow employees right?

quotes i have enjoyed this week:
"basically the only qualifications that palin has to be mccain's vp, is the fact that she hasn't had an abortion, awesome."
"she keeps asking me why i can't be a lesbian and i keep asking her why she can't have boy parts, admittedly, my demands are easier to fix"
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