(no subject)
"would you ever date a black guy"
"if he made me happy"
"would you ever let me be your boyfriend?"
"i just met you 30 minutes ago"
"so maybe i can be your boyfriend later?"
"is this the misses?"
"i wish"
"i think you need some chocolate in you"
"oh do i?"
"i know i can use a little vanilla in my espresso."
wtf am i supposed to say to that?!
"is it wise to be drinking tonite?"
"what do you mean?"
"well...you are wearing a maternity shirt."
tonight was interesting to say the least.
there is never a dull moment in that apartment.
asshole thinking i'm pregnant and getting drunk.
that shows how retarded people really are.