Hi... My Name Is... Pedophile.
Last night was good times at its best. Jessicka and I took Eric and his cute cousin (aka Rob clone) Greg home... Listened to those boys practice for about five seconds... We went to thee park and met Merdy where we proceeded to get exceedingly wasted. Brooke was there (you know Dan's ex) and suprisingly we got along just fine... I don't know why, but Jessicka wanted this kid Mike's nuts really bad... I don't know why. Must be thee slight ghetto-ness. I got pissed at Merdy so I went out to thee car to talk to this Justin kid who is apparently friends with my cousin Adam. We all continued to get wasted. Leslie Moose was there (even weirder)... And it was fun (even weirder). It poured. We all got all wet... It sucked. Merdy bought us three packs of smokes... Like thee pimp she is. At 4:30am DAVID SMITH showed up... Haha. That kid is thee funniest kid I have kicked it with... He'd get along so well with Jessicka's boyfriend and his friends it isn't even funny. Then Jessicka killed my car right as we were about to leave by turning thee radio on... So we came to my dad's at 6am and got cables and jumped my shit. It was tight. Then David, Justin, Jessicka, Mike, and I came back here. David cooked. Mike and Jessicka chilled. Justin and I... chilled.
In short. Those boys are 16... Yeah that is right. I am sucha pedophile...
But I don't even care. That was quite possibley thee best "chill" of my life.
Mmmmmm. Mmmm Good. Like Campbell's Soup.
Amanda's parents and I had a long talk. And she is moving back in which is really nice. And Jeremy Black actually really likes her, which is cute as all hell.
In short. Those boys are 16... Yeah that is right. I am sucha pedophile...
But I don't even care. That was quite possibley thee best "chill" of my life.
Mmmmmm. Mmmm Good. Like Campbell's Soup.
Amanda's parents and I had a long talk. And she is moving back in which is really nice. And Jeremy Black actually really likes her, which is cute as all hell.