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well friday was great for me.
ezra was the best 7th graded date a senior could ever have.
he was a gentleman, made up his own dance, introduced us to his mother, and called willy "a rock that moves."
he told us tales of people throwing biscuits from popeyes at him (he doesn't eat biscuits from popeyes anymore) and won the pie eating contest, with help from his long hair.
his neck can hoola-hoop.
E/I-LAN on the other hand, was the worst date anyone could have period. he couldn't sit still, kept leaving to who knows where, was talkin to sum hos, would search random places looking for his stashes (he was pissed off because used up all the coke in all his spots)... he even left EZRA ALONE at times (we found him under a tree all by himself)! i mean, leaving your date is one thing... and all to make out with sum bitch? come on.
his middle finger got happy over andrea.
today is gerards bday, and i hereby annouce that he is no longer the object of my affection, only my sexual pleasure. lol. (11 years? that's a little creepy)
i worked with my mom from 11 to 4 today.
i got tired at like 12 30.
those stairs were some crazy shit!
it's okay, i hollad at da pimps wen dey passt bi.
dey wer liik *daym she haht!* and lookd over dayr sholdrs.
i wuz like HAY dare! u want sum of dis?
well to bayd cuz im no ho, Biyitch.
unless... oh u fine.
cum ova hrr a secnd sweet thang.
and we made a mud pool and wrestled in the mud.
all while my mom blinked.
it was awesome.
i'm going to skip a bunch and cut to the chase.
there was this carnival thing that i passed by today with my mom
so i caleld up andrea and told her about it, got ready and she picked me up.
saw ugly and bRe and raBBit...
left dem hos lol
den, we were on our way!
all i can say about the rides is that they were some hardcore shit.
the best one was this one called "zipper" but i prefer calling it the Death Penalty or Death Row.
it was like a ferris wheel, only instead of circular it was straight in a line. and the whole thing spins and your seats pull some X shit and you're spinning around and banging your head on the cage door and on the back of the box, and you're standing so it's crazy. we went on it 4 times. twice in a row.
the scramblers are always fun, but this one was so weird. they'd make it go backwards, and it was so weird.
all the lights from the rides sort of blurred together and andrea and i couldn't keep our heads straight up, and you can head screams from the other rides and we're giggling our heads off so hard we're not making any noise... we decided that's what it was like to be on extacy. lol.
we called up masud and arj and asked if they wanted to come to the fair.
that was great, i miss those guys,
lele was all up on arj!
i'm not going into detail.
lets just say, her biggest mistake was telling him that she was 18.
i'm back home now.
talking to my best buddie jordan!
seriously. seriously.
thought of the day: i think it's funny how when people want an excuse for doing something they always put "i'm bored so..." i do it too, so i don't care. but i just think it's funny.
ezra was the best 7th graded date a senior could ever have.
he was a gentleman, made up his own dance, introduced us to his mother, and called willy "a rock that moves."
he told us tales of people throwing biscuits from popeyes at him (he doesn't eat biscuits from popeyes anymore) and won the pie eating contest, with help from his long hair.
his neck can hoola-hoop.
E/I-LAN on the other hand, was the worst date anyone could have period. he couldn't sit still, kept leaving to who knows where, was talkin to sum hos, would search random places looking for his stashes (he was pissed off because used up all the coke in all his spots)... he even left EZRA ALONE at times (we found him under a tree all by himself)! i mean, leaving your date is one thing... and all to make out with sum bitch? come on.
his middle finger got happy over andrea.
today is gerards bday, and i hereby annouce that he is no longer the object of my affection, only my sexual pleasure. lol. (11 years? that's a little creepy)
i worked with my mom from 11 to 4 today.
i got tired at like 12 30.
those stairs were some crazy shit!
it's okay, i hollad at da pimps wen dey passt bi.
dey wer liik *daym she haht!* and lookd over dayr sholdrs.
i wuz like HAY dare! u want sum of dis?
well to bayd cuz im no ho, Biyitch.
unless... oh u fine.
cum ova hrr a secnd sweet thang.
and we made a mud pool and wrestled in the mud.
all while my mom blinked.
it was awesome.
i'm going to skip a bunch and cut to the chase.
there was this carnival thing that i passed by today with my mom
so i caleld up andrea and told her about it, got ready and she picked me up.
saw ugly and bRe and raBBit...
left dem hos lol
den, we were on our way!
all i can say about the rides is that they were some hardcore shit.
the best one was this one called "zipper" but i prefer calling it the Death Penalty or Death Row.
it was like a ferris wheel, only instead of circular it was straight in a line. and the whole thing spins and your seats pull some X shit and you're spinning around and banging your head on the cage door and on the back of the box, and you're standing so it's crazy. we went on it 4 times. twice in a row.
the scramblers are always fun, but this one was so weird. they'd make it go backwards, and it was so weird.
all the lights from the rides sort of blurred together and andrea and i couldn't keep our heads straight up, and you can head screams from the other rides and we're giggling our heads off so hard we're not making any noise... we decided that's what it was like to be on extacy. lol.
we called up masud and arj and asked if they wanted to come to the fair.
that was great, i miss those guys,
lele was all up on arj!
i'm not going into detail.
lets just say, her biggest mistake was telling him that she was 18.
i'm back home now.
talking to my best buddie jordan!
seriously. seriously.
thought of the day: i think it's funny how when people want an excuse for doing something they always put "i'm bored so..." i do it too, so i don't care. but i just think it's funny.