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stolen from a cool teacher:
" this goes out to all the tough guys with blogs like "to all the bitch ass pc faggets" or "i love sluty girls". does this thing have spellcheck? when i see "sluty" i read it the way it's spelled: slooty. when i see fagget spelled wrong, i just imagine the redneck going to beat up a "fagget" and our hero, the proverbial faggot, just outsmarting him and never feeling the sting of a single punch. some rules to help your angst and/or anger be a bit less laughable to those of us with an education:
1) for short vowel sounds, double the consonant following. if you want a girl with loose morals, you are looking for a slut. to make this an adjective (describing word), you double the consonant before adding the ending. this also works with smut (smutty) or
hot (hotty). see?
2) for hateful epithets, like nigger, faggot, etc, i would really recommend a dictionary. i mean, those of us on the receiving end of those words are far less offended when we discover your dumb-ass can't even spell them. it kind of conjures up those illiterate, redneck stereotypes, and it's no fun being victimized when you're trying to victimize others. don't you agree?
anyone else interested in some other handy pointers, feel free to hit me up. i mean, all i really do when i read those silly little rants about "i just dont get along with other girls" or "those pc faggets" is mentally correct your grammar and spelling anyway, feeling just a little like you might be so unhappy because you aren't that bright. did all the pc faggets tease you in school because you weren't that smart?"
" this goes out to all the tough guys with blogs like "to all the bitch ass pc faggets" or "i love sluty girls". does this thing have spellcheck? when i see "sluty" i read it the way it's spelled: slooty. when i see fagget spelled wrong, i just imagine the redneck going to beat up a "fagget" and our hero, the proverbial faggot, just outsmarting him and never feeling the sting of a single punch. some rules to help your angst and/or anger be a bit less laughable to those of us with an education:
1) for short vowel sounds, double the consonant following. if you want a girl with loose morals, you are looking for a slut. to make this an adjective (describing word), you double the consonant before adding the ending. this also works with smut (smutty) or
hot (hotty). see?
2) for hateful epithets, like nigger, faggot, etc, i would really recommend a dictionary. i mean, those of us on the receiving end of those words are far less offended when we discover your dumb-ass can't even spell them. it kind of conjures up those illiterate, redneck stereotypes, and it's no fun being victimized when you're trying to victimize others. don't you agree?
anyone else interested in some other handy pointers, feel free to hit me up. i mean, all i really do when i read those silly little rants about "i just dont get along with other girls" or "those pc faggets" is mentally correct your grammar and spelling anyway, feeling just a little like you might be so unhappy because you aren't that bright. did all the pc faggets tease you in school because you weren't that smart?"