Atlanta, I hardly knew ye
In the past week I have experienced the following:
Sleeping on a hard wood floor.
Spending a total of 34 hours in a car with some depraved human beings.
A Subaru stench that will never leave my mind.
Swimming across the Chattahoochie river.
Climbing up to a 30 foot rock and jumping into said river.
Busting my ass and swimming back.
Hearing the words, "I should fuck you for that, Hector."
Seeing an Asian man rock a neon green speedo.
A greyhound by the name "Pineapple".
An Asian woman with a southern accent. (And pigtails, nonetheless. Hot)
Drinking at 6p.m. and being shitfaced by 9.
Hearing the words, "God DAMN! My balls are so full of CUM!"
NOT eating because I'm so shitfaced.
Drinking a 40oz. of Colt 45 in less than 10 minutes because I didn't want it to get cold.
Good beer.
Good friends.
Good times.
Yet I still maintain that I have made the right decision regarding my future. I feel it even moreso. As fun and entertaining as it is, this isn't the life for me.
P.S. I couldn't find a snowglobe. Forgive me mama.
Sleeping on a hard wood floor.
Spending a total of 34 hours in a car with some depraved human beings.
A Subaru stench that will never leave my mind.
Swimming across the Chattahoochie river.
Climbing up to a 30 foot rock and jumping into said river.
Busting my ass and swimming back.
Hearing the words, "I should fuck you for that, Hector."
Seeing an Asian man rock a neon green speedo.
A greyhound by the name "Pineapple".
An Asian woman with a southern accent. (And pigtails, nonetheless. Hot)
Drinking at 6p.m. and being shitfaced by 9.
Hearing the words, "God DAMN! My balls are so full of CUM!"
NOT eating because I'm so shitfaced.
Drinking a 40oz. of Colt 45 in less than 10 minutes because I didn't want it to get cold.
Good beer.
Good friends.
Good times.
Yet I still maintain that I have made the right decision regarding my future. I feel it even moreso. As fun and entertaining as it is, this isn't the life for me.
P.S. I couldn't find a snowglobe. Forgive me mama.