Part Three
201. Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice.
male human
female human
dolphin
house dog
caterpillar
wild dog
vulture
manta ray
oak tree
rock
202. What do you feel unworthy of?
Fame?
203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person?
Being a nice person would do me.
204. Which do you value more: science or intuition?
Intuition. To an extent.
205. Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first?
It's the same person.
206. Does the universe revolve around human beings?
No.
207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were?
No.
208. Who is your favorite poet of those who are alive right now?
I don't think I have one. I'm not particularly into poetry.
209. What is your favorite song from the 90's?
All Apologies - Nirvana
210. If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be?
C.
211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.?
Hmm.... I'm really not sure. Ghosts, yes. Aliens, possible. The others, probably not.
212. What makes you want to be someone’s friend?
An ability to have a good conversation. And the ability to chat utter shit.
213. Do you troll around the Internet harassing people anonymously for fun?
Nah. Not any more.
214. Have you ever seen the movie A Man Who Fell to Earth?
I just googled it, and I haven't, but seeing that David Bowie was in it has now put The Man Who Sold The World in my head, even though I know they're not related.
215. What is your favorite line from a movie?
And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race, lost in time and lost in space, and meaning.
216. What's your favorite video game?
When I was little it was Sonic Chaos. Now I'm quite partial to Soul Bubbles.
217. Have you ever taken something that wasn't yours?
Possibly.
218. What is one phrase people say that irritates you?
"Nice one". Don't know why, it just bugs me.
219. You allow strangers to read your diary, but would you let your parents read it?
Noooo.
220. Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower?
Both. Generally, shower. But times like last night, the nice long hot bubble bath was perfect.
221. Are you allergic to anything?
I get hayfever. That's about it.
222. What is your favorite Terminator movie?
They're all shit. But Edward Furlong is in one of them, and he's pretty fit (though, he's still a child in the film, but when it was out, so was I), so I'll go with the one he's in.
223. What is your favorite fast food?
Maccies!
224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again?
The only thing that's really worked in the past was using a friend's illness to try and score points against me, but trying to twist it to make it seem like it was me doing it.
225. Would (or have) you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed?
I haven't. And I don't really see any appeal in it, but never say never, I suppose.
226. Have you ever said 'I hate everyone' and really meant it literally?
Not sure if I've said it to someone. I've certainly said it about someone and meant it.
227. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend?
I dunno, greed? Power?
228. Have you ever won a carnival fish?
No :-(
229. Did it live more than a week?
It never existed in the first place. How sad.
230. What's the best sounding accent a person can have?
Newcastle.
231. What's the most boring thing you've ever read?
Treasure Island. Ugh! Awful!
232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens?
Buttons. But I love my iPhone. It's the only touch screen thing I particularly like.
233. Do you think there is a lot of similarity between the Harry Potter books and the Lord of the Rings series?
Having not read either, I don't really know. They've both got wizards in them, so I suppose to some extent, there will be similarities.
234. Would you consider yourself to be naive?
A little bit.
235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?
Errrm, I don't know, really. I don't think any of them, anymore. Though saying that, someone (not exactly a friend, but someone I knew and got on with) I would never have expected to has recently gone to jail, so I suppose you can never tell.
236. What is the smallest amount of money that could be in a public toilet that would make you reach in and grab it?
Actually in a toilet?? A hell of a lot!
237. Would you ever wear real fur?
No way.
238. Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks?
Neither! I go all squiffy just thinking about them both.
239. What are your feelings about police officers?
They're doing their jobs and get a hard time for trying to make what they think are the right decisions.
240. what is your favorite line from a song?
I'm not beautiful like her, I'm beautiful like me.
241. Is fifty dollars a lot of money?
Yeah, reasonably.
242. Do you like the band Front 242 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_242)?
I've never heard them or any of their music, but from the description, I doubt it.
243. Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction?
At the minute, money!
244. What's your middle name?
Don't really have one :-(
245. What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?
That question's a bit too broad. Probably plenty.
246. Are you good, evil or neutral?
Neutral.
247. Should ebonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics) be considered a language?
I'd consider it a dialect.
248. What color is your bedroom?
Dark purple, for another two weeks. Then it's going to be white with purple stuff.
What color would you like it to be?
Pink!
249. When are you planning to move to a new home?
In a couple of weeks. As soon as we get a date confirmed!
250. If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be?
I don't know. We've got a telly, computer, dvd player and sky+ box, but none of them are especially new so probably not worth massive amounts. There's dozens and dozens of books though, that must be worth at least a pound or two each, so probably more than £1000.
251. Do you blow your nose in public?
252. Do you want to follow in your parent's footsteps?
Not especially.
253. What is the coolest web site you know of?
Truffle Shuffle!
254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie?
Peppa Pig!
255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic, fair minded, generous, helpful
Enthusiastic
256. Can you eat with chopsticks?
Yep!
257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit?
Possibly.
258. What do you think about school uniforms?
They serve a purpose, but I think schools can become overly concerned with appearances at the expense of education.
259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit?
Egypt.
260. What would make a great new Crayola color?
Probably something with kids eating them, since that seems to be a pretty popular activity.
261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art?
Probably.
262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration?
Purely because she's in my head at the minute, Florence and the Machine.
263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country?
I don't know enough about philosophy or philosophers to pick one. In my experience, learning too much about philosophy turns you into a massive penis.
264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Up your bum.
265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child?
No.
266. Who knows more...you, or your parents?
Depends on the subject.
267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing?
The only one I can play in any way is guitar.
268. Children fill its lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change?
We learn to calm the fuck down.
269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars?
No. If I was single, who knows, but I'm not.
270. Are you completely in control of your body?
No. If I was, I'd tell it to stop bloody aching.
Are you completely in control of your mind?
No.
271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway?
Hand picked. Not to say I'd say no to the glittery ones.
272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do?
That question hurts my head. Which probably answers that question with a No.
273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself?
Possibly the first one.
274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product?
Nah.
275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often?
Musicals!
276. Does fashion matter to you?
A little.
277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else?
Of course.
278. What do you get in trouble for the most?
Being messy.
279. Should parents spank their kids?
No.
280. What is your worst daily habit?
Taking painkillers.
281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled?
Anything with Katie Price in it.
282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt?
Yes.
283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts?
No, that's the one time I struggle with my words.
284. What do you feel the most guilty about?
I don't know, I feel guilty about all sorts.
285. Do you meditate?
No.
286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images?
I think they can be visions.
287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way?
Sometimes.
288. The thief _______ that everyone steals.
What verb would you fill in the blank with?
loves
289. What's the most incredible experience you ever had?
Having our offer accepted for our first house.
290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel?
Yes.
291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it?
Avoid it.
292. What is one thing you can't do?
Draw.
293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleton_Heston)?
Not really.
294. Are you gentle?
Sometimes.
295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable?
When I'm put on the spot.
296. Are you trying to find yourself?
Not really.
297. Where are you looking?
Nowhere.
298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people's feelings?
Yes.
299. What would make you a stronger person?
A backbone.
300. What book would you like to read sometime soon?
One of the many that I've bought and still not read.
male human
female human
dolphin
house dog
caterpillar
wild dog
vulture
manta ray
oak tree
rock
202. What do you feel unworthy of?
Fame?
203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person?
Being a nice person would do me.
204. Which do you value more: science or intuition?
Intuition. To an extent.
205. Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first?
It's the same person.
206. Does the universe revolve around human beings?
No.
207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were?
No.
208. Who is your favorite poet of those who are alive right now?
I don't think I have one. I'm not particularly into poetry.
209. What is your favorite song from the 90's?
All Apologies - Nirvana
210. If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be?
C.
211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.?
Hmm.... I'm really not sure. Ghosts, yes. Aliens, possible. The others, probably not.
212. What makes you want to be someone’s friend?
An ability to have a good conversation. And the ability to chat utter shit.
213. Do you troll around the Internet harassing people anonymously for fun?
Nah. Not any more.
214. Have you ever seen the movie A Man Who Fell to Earth?
I just googled it, and I haven't, but seeing that David Bowie was in it has now put The Man Who Sold The World in my head, even though I know they're not related.
215. What is your favorite line from a movie?
And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race, lost in time and lost in space, and meaning.
216. What's your favorite video game?
When I was little it was Sonic Chaos. Now I'm quite partial to Soul Bubbles.
217. Have you ever taken something that wasn't yours?
Possibly.
218. What is one phrase people say that irritates you?
"Nice one". Don't know why, it just bugs me.
219. You allow strangers to read your diary, but would you let your parents read it?
Noooo.
220. Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower?
Both. Generally, shower. But times like last night, the nice long hot bubble bath was perfect.
221. Are you allergic to anything?
I get hayfever. That's about it.
222. What is your favorite Terminator movie?
They're all shit. But Edward Furlong is in one of them, and he's pretty fit (though, he's still a child in the film, but when it was out, so was I), so I'll go with the one he's in.
223. What is your favorite fast food?
Maccies!
224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again?
The only thing that's really worked in the past was using a friend's illness to try and score points against me, but trying to twist it to make it seem like it was me doing it.
225. Would (or have) you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed?
I haven't. And I don't really see any appeal in it, but never say never, I suppose.
226. Have you ever said 'I hate everyone' and really meant it literally?
Not sure if I've said it to someone. I've certainly said it about someone and meant it.
227. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend?
I dunno, greed? Power?
228. Have you ever won a carnival fish?
No :-(
229. Did it live more than a week?
It never existed in the first place. How sad.
230. What's the best sounding accent a person can have?
Newcastle.
231. What's the most boring thing you've ever read?
Treasure Island. Ugh! Awful!
232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens?
Buttons. But I love my iPhone. It's the only touch screen thing I particularly like.
233. Do you think there is a lot of similarity between the Harry Potter books and the Lord of the Rings series?
Having not read either, I don't really know. They've both got wizards in them, so I suppose to some extent, there will be similarities.
234. Would you consider yourself to be naive?
A little bit.
235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?
Errrm, I don't know, really. I don't think any of them, anymore. Though saying that, someone (not exactly a friend, but someone I knew and got on with) I would never have expected to has recently gone to jail, so I suppose you can never tell.
236. What is the smallest amount of money that could be in a public toilet that would make you reach in and grab it?
Actually in a toilet?? A hell of a lot!
237. Would you ever wear real fur?
No way.
238. Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks?
Neither! I go all squiffy just thinking about them both.
239. What are your feelings about police officers?
They're doing their jobs and get a hard time for trying to make what they think are the right decisions.
240. what is your favorite line from a song?
I'm not beautiful like her, I'm beautiful like me.
241. Is fifty dollars a lot of money?
Yeah, reasonably.
242. Do you like the band Front 242 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_242)?
I've never heard them or any of their music, but from the description, I doubt it.
243. Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction?
At the minute, money!
244. What's your middle name?
Don't really have one :-(
245. What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?
That question's a bit too broad. Probably plenty.
246. Are you good, evil or neutral?
Neutral.
247. Should ebonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics) be considered a language?
I'd consider it a dialect.
248. What color is your bedroom?
Dark purple, for another two weeks. Then it's going to be white with purple stuff.
What color would you like it to be?
Pink!
249. When are you planning to move to a new home?
In a couple of weeks. As soon as we get a date confirmed!
250. If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be?
I don't know. We've got a telly, computer, dvd player and sky+ box, but none of them are especially new so probably not worth massive amounts. There's dozens and dozens of books though, that must be worth at least a pound or two each, so probably more than £1000.
251. Do you blow your nose in public?
252. Do you want to follow in your parent's footsteps?
Not especially.
253. What is the coolest web site you know of?
Truffle Shuffle!
254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie?
Peppa Pig!
255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic, fair minded, generous, helpful
Enthusiastic
256. Can you eat with chopsticks?
Yep!
257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit?
Possibly.
258. What do you think about school uniforms?
They serve a purpose, but I think schools can become overly concerned with appearances at the expense of education.
259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit?
Egypt.
260. What would make a great new Crayola color?
Probably something with kids eating them, since that seems to be a pretty popular activity.
261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art?
Probably.
262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration?
Purely because she's in my head at the minute, Florence and the Machine.
263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country?
I don't know enough about philosophy or philosophers to pick one. In my experience, learning too much about philosophy turns you into a massive penis.
264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Up your bum.
265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child?
No.
266. Who knows more...you, or your parents?
Depends on the subject.
267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing?
The only one I can play in any way is guitar.
268. Children fill its lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change?
We learn to calm the fuck down.
269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars?
No. If I was single, who knows, but I'm not.
270. Are you completely in control of your body?
No. If I was, I'd tell it to stop bloody aching.
Are you completely in control of your mind?
No.
271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway?
Hand picked. Not to say I'd say no to the glittery ones.
272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do?
That question hurts my head. Which probably answers that question with a No.
273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself?
Possibly the first one.
274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product?
Nah.
275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often?
Musicals!
276. Does fashion matter to you?
A little.
277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else?
Of course.
278. What do you get in trouble for the most?
Being messy.
279. Should parents spank their kids?
No.
280. What is your worst daily habit?
Taking painkillers.
281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled?
Anything with Katie Price in it.
282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt?
Yes.
283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts?
No, that's the one time I struggle with my words.
284. What do you feel the most guilty about?
I don't know, I feel guilty about all sorts.
285. Do you meditate?
No.
286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images?
I think they can be visions.
287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way?
Sometimes.
288. The thief _______ that everyone steals.
What verb would you fill in the blank with?
loves
289. What's the most incredible experience you ever had?
Having our offer accepted for our first house.
290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel?
Yes.
291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it?
Avoid it.
292. What is one thing you can't do?
Draw.
293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleton_Heston)?
Not really.
294. Are you gentle?
Sometimes.
295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable?
When I'm put on the spot.
296. Are you trying to find yourself?
Not really.
297. Where are you looking?
Nowhere.
298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people's feelings?
Yes.
299. What would make you a stronger person?
A backbone.
300. What book would you like to read sometime soon?
One of the many that I've bought and still not read.