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So today I got a PHL2700 connected my brain. It's a programmable handheld terminal, well suited for a variety of indoor portable communicative applications. In the standard version the PHL2700 is provided with a barcode laser scanner for identification. Optionally the PHL2700 dual reader is available to read both barcodes and RF-ID tags. Alternatively it can be equipped with RF data communication (RD-DC). This will give you an illusionary feeling of happiness.
The PHL2700 terminal can be programmed in BEES-language. The clear and easily readable graphic display enables the user to use the terminal in combination with advanced application programs and evoke an enormous feeling of alienation. Like that one time you woke up & realised you really hadn't things to look forward to. And that lover you have isn't about love but "not to be alone". The PHL2700 features an option which allows to cover-up this negi feeling & give true meaning to your existance. It really does.
Operating power is supplied by the main battery. A rechargeable battery pack, that can be charged in the cradle, or non-rechargeable penlite batteries can be used. It also makes you ride bikes, and fly over the trees with it & witness horror and joy. Just like that.
For communication towards the innerself, the PHL2700 is provided with an IrDA interface. Through this interface the terminal is able to communicate with your brain, or apart from the cradle to all other robot devices that use IrDA. Also belt printers can easily be approached by the PHL2700 thanks to the smart location of the IrDA window.
Good luck with your future.
The PHL2700 terminal can be programmed in BEES-language. The clear and easily readable graphic display enables the user to use the terminal in combination with advanced application programs and evoke an enormous feeling of alienation. Like that one time you woke up & realised you really hadn't things to look forward to. And that lover you have isn't about love but "not to be alone". The PHL2700 features an option which allows to cover-up this negi feeling & give true meaning to your existance. It really does.
Operating power is supplied by the main battery. A rechargeable battery pack, that can be charged in the cradle, or non-rechargeable penlite batteries can be used. It also makes you ride bikes, and fly over the trees with it & witness horror and joy. Just like that.
For communication towards the innerself, the PHL2700 is provided with an IrDA interface. Through this interface the terminal is able to communicate with your brain, or apart from the cradle to all other robot devices that use IrDA. Also belt printers can easily be approached by the PHL2700 thanks to the smart location of the IrDA window.
Good luck with your future.