Are you sure? Because one time my mates and I was at Blackpool and they had this gypsy telling fortunes and shit and all the things she said was like dead vague and weird-arse and shit and sounded just like what you said there when you said that thing.
You like straight called my mate an idiot, which is, like, insulting and against his rights because it can cause him mental distress and shit, and also if you is like 500 years old like Spud says then you is like a pensioner or a dinosaur and should be off looking at trains or whatever old people do, not giving my mate abuse and shit.
Look what you've done blad, you've gone and caused my mate mental distress and shit, which is against our human rights and shit, yeah, and we could both have you writ up and shit.
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How can I put this simply?
I'm a vampire and my favorite past time is having sex with women.
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I think my whole sex life was published in a little book called Dracula.
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