Kurt Vonnegut=awesome

Aug 26, 2006 14:46

"Evolution is a mistake. Humans are a mistake. We've destroyed our planet.... Life...is no way to treat an animal"

"ive been smoking Pall Mall unfiltered cigarettes since i was twelve or fourteen. So i'm going to sue the Brown and Williamson Tobacco Company, Who manufactured then. and do you know why?"
"Lung Cancer?"
"No.No. Because I'm eighty-three years old. The lying bastards! On the Package Brown & Williamson promised to kill me. Instead their cigarettes didnt work. Now im forced to suffer through leaders with names like Bush and Dickand, up until recently, 'Colon'."

"Honestly i wish Nixon were president, Bush is so ignorant. And i don;t like idiotic, impulsive people. he's not a capable human being. The war in Iraq shows that he's a phony christian. Remember what William Shakespeare taught us long ago: 'The devil can cite Scripture for his [own] purpose."
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