Ravenwolfe Legacy 4.1
DAMN YOU LJ, DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR CRASHING WHILE I WAS PUTTING THIS UP!
Yet another early update! I just want to get this legacy deal done and over with so I can start drafting my as-of-now-nonexistent novel.
Is it bad that I like the Ravenwolfes better than the Von Hässlichs? IDK why the Ravenwolfes are more fun. Lack of glitches and lag probably. That's not to say I won't be updating VHU though.
PREVIOSULY ON THE RAVENWOLFES: The art gallery was a success, and the kids grew up into some homely mofos.
WARNING: Foul language, CAPSLOCK, homosexuality, and nudity (kindly censored by Linda Blair, as always.)
We start off at the mothership. (No, there will be no uni in this update because I'm a lying cheat)
Amanda, who has about two days to live, is passing her rewards on to Piper. Little did I know, you have to do this for EVERY SINGLE REWARD, so Piper only got two of them. -le sigh-
AWKWAAAAARD...
Awkwarder.
Nothing. Just a shot of my gorgeous mail carrier.
Piper fulfils her LTW. Looks like I'll be waiting eternity for her to croak once she hits Elder.
Amanda! D:
Farewell, bb. Your genetics cursed this family, but you were fun.
Holy shit, that's a lot of cash for Konstantinos! And lol, the heirs got benefits too. THOUGH IT'S NOT AS IF THIS FAMILY NEEDS MORE MONEY!
Holy shit, these people actually cry when they lose a loved one! O_O
Konstantinos: Wow, my dead wife if hot!
How is it that they can swoon over the dead? O_o
The inability to deal with grief pushes this family into alcoholism.
Konstantinos's turn to kick the bucket.
You were a great founder, bb. Keep gracing the afterlife with your crazyface.
Piper: You made me stop watching House MD for this? I HATE YOU!
Insensitive h0r.
What is this picture? Let me explain.
As you can probably guess, Corvus and Branwen tied in the heir poll, so I guess I'm doing double heirs. -_-
However, when I moved them out of Uni, I accidentally moved Corvus in with Extra Dude, you see here. So I had to do some quick fixing up and move him back out.
Just for lulz, this is what having a shop does to sims' inventories. The one on the left is Vlad's, the one on the right is Gilbert's (extra townie).
After loading the house, I found this peculiar glitch. The urns replicated! Apparently you can't put them in the basement.
And here are our heirs, wearing pretty failtastic outfits. Time to give them makeovers, ~Ravenwolfe style.~
Branwen. IDK, I might change it later.
And Corvus. Looks like he got Piper's Cheekbones of Doom™.
Upon arrival, Branwen immediately goes back to molesting the piano.
Well, it's time to find get those heirs hitched.
Atticus is not amused by Corvus's advances.
Baby, you will be in my legacy whether you like it or not!
Dude, Corvus took his shirt off for you.
You're just trying to make this harder for me, arent' you?
Wallace, Branwen's potential spouse, lusts for the wrong girl.
Right. Hot girl standing in front of you and your eyes are glued on the lesbians.
Wallace: Dude, lesbians. In their panties. What do you expect me to do?
Well, operation Get 'Em Hitched is a failure, so I sent them off to start a new business.
Welcome to Ravenwolfe Grocery!
Gee, Ellis. Not long ago, you were lusting after her mother.
Where's Konstantinos when you need him to disapprove of infidelity?
ARGH! I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF THIS! Ò_Ó
Piper is still dazzling as ever.
As amusing as this is, I'm going to have to get that No Smelling the Flowers hack. Because that is all they ever want to do.
No Branwen, you can't have him. He's old, crusty, and he hates you.
Gah, the SOB complained so much I eventually said "FUCK YOU, OLD MAN!" *deletes*
Double cashier fail.
This guy's not bad looking. I'll keep an eye on him in case I need a spouse later on. He also has the elusive S2.5.
I got bored of the business and sent them back home, where it was time for Piper and Annabel lee to Elder up.
My inner fashionista just had a heart attack.
Piper! What happened to your cheeks? D:
Annabel Lee actually improved, methinks.
SUCCESS!
I swear to god, this sort of behavior is intentional on Maxis's part.
Annabel Lee: Do you mind? I'm trying to watch Rachael Ray.
Holy shit, Annabel Lee maxed her cooking skill by watching Rachael Ray!
No, seriously. There is no other explanation for why they do this.
Let's pop that question. Too bad Wallace won't fulfill Branwen's "Marry a Rich Sim" want since he's dirt poor.
*fapfapfap* He looks hot in those contacts so he keeps 'em.
Wallace soon-to-be Ravenwolfe
Aspiration: Knowledge/Pleasure
LTW: Max all skills
OTH: Sports
Turn ons: Makeup, Logic
Turn off: Vampirism
Starsign: Scorpio
8,4,7,4,2
I hear a lullaby!
Here's his inventory, lulz.
There's a grid because it's Buy Mode, because it was dark.
The heir portrait's worth a shitload of moulah now that Amanda's dead.
So Corvus finally won Atticus over with drugs.
No, not really. They hung out for a while, which raised their relationship to 100 and the bad attraction marker disappeared.
Guess who's the bottom?
Clearly the photobooth = back room of a gay bar.
D'aww. Way to rush things though. This is only the first date. XD
[Engagement spam]
Good memory for a pleasure sim? Whaaaaat?
[/Engagement spam]
Back at the mothership, Wallace phails.
WTF, Amanda! You didn't starve to death. What's with my glitchy ghosts?
She's a freaking poltergeist.
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And then things got a little odd. Whenever I would sroll into the dining room, my game froze. So I figured, why not put 'em on a new lot?
Welcome to the new Ravenwolfe residence. Konstantinos would be pissed I took the family out of their ~gothic~ castle, but he's dead.
I tried building them a ~gothic~ manor, but adapting the floorplan turned out to be a phailure, so I just said "Fuck it."
I ended up remodeling this lot made by CycloneSue@T$R.
It's a little small, but there's actually more than enough room for everything.
Guess what this means, then. Another tour. Joy. -_-But no, I'm actually quite proud of this.
The kitchen/dining room. IDK why I went with an Asian theme for these things.
Part of the living room and a glimpse of the nursery. Note to self - get more baby objects.
The rest of the living room.
The kids' room, which he adults all sleep in because they're dumb.
The hallway/TV area type thing.
The bedrooms.
Yeah, Konstantinos is probably rolling in his grave.
Wedding time!
And look, no cake stuffing. That must be a Von Hässlich thing.
Of course.
*mentally bitchslaps self for forgetting to put the custom townies into decent outfits before setting them loose*
This is Atticus's inventory, lulz.
Branwen pissed herself in the least convenient spot in the house.
Atticus's makeover. All your genes are belong to us, mwahaha!
Atticus Ravenwolfe
Aspiration: Fortune/Family
LTW: Become City Planner
OTH: Games
Turn ons: Fit, black hair
Turn off: Plantsims
Starsign: Leo
6,9,2,7,2
Atticus: I'm a career-oriented individual! I do not want to become a housewife.
That's too bad. Chilluns first. Job later.
LIES!
Why are you naked again? You just had sex. AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME MOAR LIES?
Nighttime!Pop
Poor Branwen. That's the second time today.
You're a bitch, Amanda.
This is pretty much Wallace's job.
Man!Pop
PIPER HOW COULD YOU? YOU HAVE LIKE, 9 COOKING PONTS ASKHJHHHDGF!
You see kids, this is what happens when you forget to install a fire alarm.
Branwen also found the least convenient spot to give birth on.
An S2, black haired boy named Azrael.
...Wallace, what are you doing?
Wallace: Hmm? Well, I'm stuck here. Migh as well do something useful.
And another boy, same genetics and all. His name's Azazel.
Yeah, I'll be messing up their names a lot. It's inevitable.
And that's it! Yet another update ending with birth. Joy. -_-
Thanks for reading!
Yet another early update! I just want to get this legacy deal done and over with so I can start drafting my as-of-now-nonexistent novel.
Is it bad that I like the Ravenwolfes better than the Von Hässlichs? IDK why the Ravenwolfes are more fun. Lack of glitches and lag probably. That's not to say I won't be updating VHU though.
PREVIOSULY ON THE RAVENWOLFES: The art gallery was a success, and the kids grew up into some homely mofos.
WARNING: Foul language, CAPSLOCK, homosexuality, and nudity (kindly censored by Linda Blair, as always.)
We start off at the mothership. (No, there will be no uni in this update because I'm a lying cheat)
Amanda, who has about two days to live, is passing her rewards on to Piper. Little did I know, you have to do this for EVERY SINGLE REWARD, so Piper only got two of them. -le sigh-
AWKWAAAAARD...
Awkwarder.
Nothing. Just a shot of my gorgeous mail carrier.
Piper fulfils her LTW. Looks like I'll be waiting eternity for her to croak once she hits Elder.
Amanda! D:
Farewell, bb. Your genetics cursed this family, but you were fun.
Holy shit, that's a lot of cash for Konstantinos! And lol, the heirs got benefits too. THOUGH IT'S NOT AS IF THIS FAMILY NEEDS MORE MONEY!
Holy shit, these people actually cry when they lose a loved one! O_O
Konstantinos: Wow, my dead wife if hot!
How is it that they can swoon over the dead? O_o
The inability to deal with grief pushes this family into alcoholism.
Konstantinos's turn to kick the bucket.
You were a great founder, bb. Keep gracing the afterlife with your crazyface.
Piper: You made me stop watching House MD for this? I HATE YOU!
Insensitive h0r.
What is this picture? Let me explain.
As you can probably guess, Corvus and Branwen tied in the heir poll, so I guess I'm doing double heirs. -_-
However, when I moved them out of Uni, I accidentally moved Corvus in with Extra Dude, you see here. So I had to do some quick fixing up and move him back out.
Just for lulz, this is what having a shop does to sims' inventories. The one on the left is Vlad's, the one on the right is Gilbert's (extra townie).
After loading the house, I found this peculiar glitch. The urns replicated! Apparently you can't put them in the basement.
And here are our heirs, wearing pretty failtastic outfits. Time to give them makeovers, ~Ravenwolfe style.~
Branwen. IDK, I might change it later.
And Corvus. Looks like he got Piper's Cheekbones of Doom™.
Upon arrival, Branwen immediately goes back to molesting the piano.
Well, it's time to find get those heirs hitched.
Atticus is not amused by Corvus's advances.
Baby, you will be in my legacy whether you like it or not!
Dude, Corvus took his shirt off for you.
You're just trying to make this harder for me, arent' you?
Wallace, Branwen's potential spouse, lusts for the wrong girl.
Right. Hot girl standing in front of you and your eyes are glued on the lesbians.
Wallace: Dude, lesbians. In their panties. What do you expect me to do?
Well, operation Get 'Em Hitched is a failure, so I sent them off to start a new business.
Welcome to Ravenwolfe Grocery!
Gee, Ellis. Not long ago, you were lusting after her mother.
Where's Konstantinos when you need him to disapprove of infidelity?
ARGH! I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF THIS! Ò_Ó
Piper is still dazzling as ever.
As amusing as this is, I'm going to have to get that No Smelling the Flowers hack. Because that is all they ever want to do.
No Branwen, you can't have him. He's old, crusty, and he hates you.
Gah, the SOB complained so much I eventually said "FUCK YOU, OLD MAN!" *deletes*
Double cashier fail.
This guy's not bad looking. I'll keep an eye on him in case I need a spouse later on. He also has the elusive S2.5.
I got bored of the business and sent them back home, where it was time for Piper and Annabel lee to Elder up.
My inner fashionista just had a heart attack.
Piper! What happened to your cheeks? D:
Annabel Lee actually improved, methinks.
SUCCESS!
I swear to god, this sort of behavior is intentional on Maxis's part.
Annabel Lee: Do you mind? I'm trying to watch Rachael Ray.
Holy shit, Annabel Lee maxed her cooking skill by watching Rachael Ray!
No, seriously. There is no other explanation for why they do this.
Let's pop that question. Too bad Wallace won't fulfill Branwen's "Marry a Rich Sim" want since he's dirt poor.
*fapfapfap* He looks hot in those contacts so he keeps 'em.
Wallace soon-to-be Ravenwolfe
Aspiration: Knowledge/Pleasure
LTW: Max all skills
OTH: Sports
Turn ons: Makeup, Logic
Turn off: Vampirism
Starsign: Scorpio
8,4,7,4,2
I hear a lullaby!
Here's his inventory, lulz.
There's a grid because it's Buy Mode, because it was dark.
The heir portrait's worth a shitload of moulah now that Amanda's dead.
So Corvus finally won Atticus over with drugs.
No, not really. They hung out for a while, which raised their relationship to 100 and the bad attraction marker disappeared.
Guess who's the bottom?
Clearly the photobooth = back room of a gay bar.
D'aww. Way to rush things though. This is only the first date. XD
[Engagement spam]
Good memory for a pleasure sim? Whaaaaat?
[/Engagement spam]
Back at the mothership, Wallace phails.
WTF, Amanda! You didn't starve to death. What's with my glitchy ghosts?
She's a freaking poltergeist.
-------------------------
And then things got a little odd. Whenever I would sroll into the dining room, my game froze. So I figured, why not put 'em on a new lot?
Welcome to the new Ravenwolfe residence. Konstantinos would be pissed I took the family out of their ~gothic~ castle, but he's dead.
I tried building them a ~gothic~ manor, but adapting the floorplan turned out to be a phailure, so I just said "Fuck it."
I ended up remodeling this lot made by CycloneSue@T$R.
It's a little small, but there's actually more than enough room for everything.
Guess what this means, then. Another tour. Joy. -_-But no, I'm actually quite proud of this.
The kitchen/dining room. IDK why I went with an Asian theme for these things.
Part of the living room and a glimpse of the nursery. Note to self - get more baby objects.
The rest of the living room.
The kids' room, which he adults all sleep in because they're dumb.
The hallway/TV area type thing.
The bedrooms.
Yeah, Konstantinos is probably rolling in his grave.
Wedding time!
And look, no cake stuffing. That must be a Von Hässlich thing.
Of course.
*mentally bitchslaps self for forgetting to put the custom townies into decent outfits before setting them loose*
This is Atticus's inventory, lulz.
Branwen pissed herself in the least convenient spot in the house.
Atticus's makeover. All your genes are belong to us, mwahaha!
Atticus Ravenwolfe
Aspiration: Fortune/Family
LTW: Become City Planner
OTH: Games
Turn ons: Fit, black hair
Turn off: Plantsims
Starsign: Leo
6,9,2,7,2
Atticus: I'm a career-oriented individual! I do not want to become a housewife.
That's too bad. Chilluns first. Job later.
LIES!
Why are you naked again? You just had sex. AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME MOAR LIES?
Nighttime!Pop
Poor Branwen. That's the second time today.
You're a bitch, Amanda.
This is pretty much Wallace's job.
Man!Pop
PIPER HOW COULD YOU? YOU HAVE LIKE, 9 COOKING PONTS ASKHJHHHDGF!
You see kids, this is what happens when you forget to install a fire alarm.
Branwen also found the least convenient spot to give birth on.
An S2, black haired boy named Azrael.
...Wallace, what are you doing?
Wallace: Hmm? Well, I'm stuck here. Migh as well do something useful.
And another boy, same genetics and all. His name's Azazel.
Yeah, I'll be messing up their names a lot. It's inevitable.
And that's it! Yet another update ending with birth. Joy. -_-
Thanks for reading!