Ravenwolfe Legacy 2.1
GRAAAH PB killed the pictures from my main account. It resets on the 15th of each month, so if anyone wasn't able to read VHU 2.5 because of the bandwidth issue, you don't have to wait long.
Anyway, I come bearing a Ravenwolfe update! (The Von Hässlich's will be updated sometime next week)
PREVIOUSLY ON THE RAVENWOLFES: Vlad moved to South Piddleton, married Amanda, build the first part of Castle Grimoire, and had Vladislav.
WARNING: Foul language, Linda Blair, CAPSLOCK, voyeurism, and general weirdness.
Kids, don't do drugs, mmkay?
NOOOOOOO!
On the other hand, Konstantinos and Amanda are pretty adorable together. No other couple I've had interacts with each other autonomously as much as they do.
Konstantinos: LET'Z MAEK MOAR BABBYS.
I warned you about Linda Blair.
Time for Vlad's birthday!
Eh, nothing special.
Amanda: Beige... I want to paint the ceiling beige...
No, they're not getting a dog. *gets shot by CPS*
For a neat sim, Vlad is absolutely filthy.
ASLJKJHKJHKJ STUPID CHANCE CARDS.
Konstantinos: Oh god, when will it end?
WHAT THE EFF? You're the one with all of the cooking points!
Konstantinos: Hey honey, congrats on almost setting the house on fire!
Amanda: LOL Thanks!
Invisi!pop un
Pop deux
(No, I didn't cheat. Nothing happened in between)
Amanda: Finally!
Vlad: MOOOM! What's happening to me!
Vlad: I'm a real boy! I've got like, fingers and stuff!
Again, nothing special. Very Face 1, in fact.
Amanda: HELLO? MY WATER JUST BROKE!
Konstantinos: Yay, moar babbys.
(The point where I realized I neglected to take a picture of said baby. It was a girl named Annabel Lee)
My LOTP is named Webster. Why so fail, South Piddleton?
Taken because Amanda's pose reminded me of a 1940s propaganda poster.
Vlad is very OCD about cleaning.
Annabel Lee (whom you've never seen before until now) grows up!
She's a lot more interesting than her brother, at least. And I have reason to speculate that she inherited Konstantinos's nose. Heir maybe?
Poor Ann. Did someone forget to refill the dog food dish?
BREAKING NEWS: Pet bed swallows toddler!
ANNABEL LEE, THAT IS DISGUSTING.
Konstantinos has cuter potty training faces than Amanda.
Unless he's been standing there for a while.
Konstantinos: No one has to supervise me when I'm taking a shit.
I can understand why the parent gets more aspiration points than the child. The kid isn't the one having to change the diapers.
Besties already? That was incredibly quick.
Konstantinos: OMG I HATE MY FREAKING LIFE! *artplusplus*
Annabel Lee grows up!
Hold still so I can get a picture of you!
Meh. Looks too similar to Vlad.
Vlad: SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE!
Vlad: VLAD MAD! VLAD SMASH! KILL ROACHES!
The family racked up enough money to build a kitchen.
W-I-N. Win.
Wolves: *admire the view*
Dogfight ensues.
LOTP wins. What did you expect?
F-A-I-L. Fail.
Vlad, that is disgusting. GO RUN TO THE BATHTUB, NOT TO YOUR FATHER, GAWD.
*retches*
LOL @ fashionably challenged walkby.
Don't even think about it, you creepy old man.
Vlad's birthday!
I have a wardrobe full of clothes and this is what you grow up in?
Doesn't he remind you of Potter Goth?
Vladislav Ravenwolfe
Aspiraion: Fortune/Grilled Cheese
LWT: Earn $100, 000
Turn ons: Swimwear, red hair
Turn off: Charisma
Starsign: Scorpio
10,7,8,4,4
*angst*
Hmm. He has Amanda's less than favorable chin, as well as her nose. Though I'd love to do his LTW, I don't think I want him as heir. We'll see.
The castle obtained a dining room.
No reason for this shot. Just thought it was cute.
They also got themselves a normal bathroom.
Vlad: Whaddaya mean? I'm totally rocking the guyliner!
It turns out that Vlad is gay. Very gay.
Creepy p3do bus driver is creepy. And what are you smiling about, chica?
Vlad: Would you like to join the cult of Grilled Cheese worshippers?
Allyson: Hell no! Who the fuck do you take me for?
Vlad: That is impossible. NO ONE can resist the cheese.
Allyson: You're such a freak. *plusplus*
Vlad: How about a free makeover instead? *resists the urge to kill in the name of Grilled Cheese*
She looks good enough to date now. Too bad Vlad doesn't swing that way.
Konstantinos: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? TWISTING MY NECK 180 DEGREES IS COMPLETELY NORMAL.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Kids, don't do drugs.
Konstantions: IMMA SMACK A BITCH!
Konstantinos: ZOMG NEKKID WIFE!
Please, it's not like she has anything you haven't seen before.
Y THANK U for the genie lamp, gypsy woman.
Vlad developed a narcissistic streak.
Konstantinos & Amanda: *makeoutz*
Ann: *ignores*
Vlad: *staaaare*
Konstantinos: Does this Grilled Cheese cult of yours have anything to do with lesbian vampires?
Vlad: DO NOT WANT!
Vlad: Oh yeah, I'm hot shit!
Kids in this family = creepy voyeurs.
Annabel Lee's 3rb birthday in this update!
Vlad: THAT IS COMPLETELY INNAPROPRIATE ATTIRE FOR THIS FAMILY!
Incidentally, the first thing she did was hit the bar.
That's certainly tons better than what she grew up in.
It is confirmed that though she does have Amanda's chin, she also has Konstantinos's nose, which makes her heir. I finally get to have a female heir. Yay!
Annabel Lee Ravenwolfe
Aspiration: Knowledge/Popularity
LTW: Become Mad Scientist
Turn ons: Facial hair, cooking
Turn offs: Fatness
Starsign: Capricorn
10, 7, 2, 4 ,9
Knowledge sim that she is, Ann rolled a want to get the Alien Abductee scholaship.
Vlad: Yeah, I'm really hot shit.
Shut up. You have pimples on your face.
Annabel Lee returns.
Aliens: Come back when you have a penis, kthxbye.
Ann: THAT WAS NOT WHERE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STICK IT!
Epic OMGWTF face is epic.
Ann: I FEEL SO VIOLATED!
I would too if I lost my virginity to a bunch of aliens.
I can't tell whether he's saying "You got probed, loser!" or "Come back! I wanna get what she got!"
Ann: Heh. I got probed. *eye twitch*
That's all, folks. Thanks for reading!
NEXT TIME ON THE RAVENWOLVES: SRS BSNS.
Anyway, I come bearing a Ravenwolfe update! (The Von Hässlich's will be updated sometime next week)
PREVIOUSLY ON THE RAVENWOLFES: Vlad moved to South Piddleton, married Amanda, build the first part of Castle Grimoire, and had Vladislav.
WARNING: Foul language, Linda Blair, CAPSLOCK, voyeurism, and general weirdness.
Kids, don't do drugs, mmkay?
NOOOOOOO!
On the other hand, Konstantinos and Amanda are pretty adorable together. No other couple I've had interacts with each other autonomously as much as they do.
Konstantinos: LET'Z MAEK MOAR BABBYS.
I warned you about Linda Blair.
Time for Vlad's birthday!
Eh, nothing special.
Amanda: Beige... I want to paint the ceiling beige...
No, they're not getting a dog. *gets shot by CPS*
For a neat sim, Vlad is absolutely filthy.
ASLJKJHKJHKJ STUPID CHANCE CARDS.
Konstantinos: Oh god, when will it end?
WHAT THE EFF? You're the one with all of the cooking points!
Konstantinos: Hey honey, congrats on almost setting the house on fire!
Amanda: LOL Thanks!
Invisi!pop un
Pop deux
(No, I didn't cheat. Nothing happened in between)
Amanda: Finally!
Vlad: MOOOM! What's happening to me!
Vlad: I'm a real boy! I've got like, fingers and stuff!
Again, nothing special. Very Face 1, in fact.
Amanda: HELLO? MY WATER JUST BROKE!
Konstantinos: Yay, moar babbys.
(The point where I realized I neglected to take a picture of said baby. It was a girl named Annabel Lee)
My LOTP is named Webster. Why so fail, South Piddleton?
Taken because Amanda's pose reminded me of a 1940s propaganda poster.
Vlad is very OCD about cleaning.
Annabel Lee (whom you've never seen before until now) grows up!
She's a lot more interesting than her brother, at least. And I have reason to speculate that she inherited Konstantinos's nose. Heir maybe?
Poor Ann. Did someone forget to refill the dog food dish?
BREAKING NEWS: Pet bed swallows toddler!
ANNABEL LEE, THAT IS DISGUSTING.
Konstantinos has cuter potty training faces than Amanda.
Unless he's been standing there for a while.
Konstantinos: No one has to supervise me when I'm taking a shit.
I can understand why the parent gets more aspiration points than the child. The kid isn't the one having to change the diapers.
Besties already? That was incredibly quick.
Konstantinos: OMG I HATE MY FREAKING LIFE! *artplusplus*
Annabel Lee grows up!
Hold still so I can get a picture of you!
Meh. Looks too similar to Vlad.
Vlad: SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE!
Vlad: VLAD MAD! VLAD SMASH! KILL ROACHES!
The family racked up enough money to build a kitchen.
W-I-N. Win.
Wolves: *admire the view*
Dogfight ensues.
LOTP wins. What did you expect?
F-A-I-L. Fail.
Vlad, that is disgusting. GO RUN TO THE BATHTUB, NOT TO YOUR FATHER, GAWD.
*retches*
LOL @ fashionably challenged walkby.
Don't even think about it, you creepy old man.
Vlad's birthday!
I have a wardrobe full of clothes and this is what you grow up in?
Doesn't he remind you of Potter Goth?
Vladislav Ravenwolfe
Aspiraion: Fortune/Grilled Cheese
LWT: Earn $100, 000
Turn ons: Swimwear, red hair
Turn off: Charisma
Starsign: Scorpio
10,7,8,4,4
*angst*
Hmm. He has Amanda's less than favorable chin, as well as her nose. Though I'd love to do his LTW, I don't think I want him as heir. We'll see.
The castle obtained a dining room.
No reason for this shot. Just thought it was cute.
They also got themselves a normal bathroom.
Vlad: Whaddaya mean? I'm totally rocking the guyliner!
It turns out that Vlad is gay. Very gay.
Creepy p3do bus driver is creepy. And what are you smiling about, chica?
Vlad: Would you like to join the cult of Grilled Cheese worshippers?
Allyson: Hell no! Who the fuck do you take me for?
Vlad: That is impossible. NO ONE can resist the cheese.
Allyson: You're such a freak. *plusplus*
Vlad: How about a free makeover instead? *resists the urge to kill in the name of Grilled Cheese*
She looks good enough to date now. Too bad Vlad doesn't swing that way.
Konstantinos: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? TWISTING MY NECK 180 DEGREES IS COMPLETELY NORMAL.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Kids, don't do drugs.
Konstantions: IMMA SMACK A BITCH!
Konstantinos: ZOMG NEKKID WIFE!
Please, it's not like she has anything you haven't seen before.
Y THANK U for the genie lamp, gypsy woman.
Vlad developed a narcissistic streak.
Konstantinos & Amanda: *makeoutz*
Ann: *ignores*
Vlad: *staaaare*
Konstantinos: Does this Grilled Cheese cult of yours have anything to do with lesbian vampires?
Vlad: DO NOT WANT!
Vlad: Oh yeah, I'm hot shit!
Kids in this family = creepy voyeurs.
Annabel Lee's 3rb birthday in this update!
Vlad: THAT IS COMPLETELY INNAPROPRIATE ATTIRE FOR THIS FAMILY!
Incidentally, the first thing she did was hit the bar.
That's certainly tons better than what she grew up in.
It is confirmed that though she does have Amanda's chin, she also has Konstantinos's nose, which makes her heir. I finally get to have a female heir. Yay!
Annabel Lee Ravenwolfe
Aspiration: Knowledge/Popularity
LTW: Become Mad Scientist
Turn ons: Facial hair, cooking
Turn offs: Fatness
Starsign: Capricorn
10, 7, 2, 4 ,9
Knowledge sim that she is, Ann rolled a want to get the Alien Abductee scholaship.
Vlad: Yeah, I'm really hot shit.
Shut up. You have pimples on your face.
Annabel Lee returns.
Aliens: Come back when you have a penis, kthxbye.
Ann: THAT WAS NOT WHERE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STICK IT!
Epic OMGWTF face is epic.
Ann: I FEEL SO VIOLATED!
I would too if I lost my virginity to a bunch of aliens.
I can't tell whether he's saying "You got probed, loser!" or "Come back! I wanna get what she got!"
Ann: Heh. I got probed. *eye twitch*
That's all, folks. Thanks for reading!
NEXT TIME ON THE RAVENWOLVES: SRS BSNS.