[COMPLETED Fic] "Itachi x Naruto" I'm Not The Man You Love

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Title: I'm Not The Man You Love
Series: Naruto
Pairing: Itachi x Naruto, slight Sasuke x Naruto
Rating: NOT WORK-SAFE
Summary: ItachiNaruto smut. A bit of SasuNaru angst at the end. Whoop.

WARNING: IF NON-CONSENSUAL SEX OFFENDS YOU IN ANY WAY, DO NOT READ. THERE IS HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENT IN THIS AND NOT ALL OF IT IS COMPLETELY COMPLIANT.

Comments

[may_neuma]

WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! The hottest, one of the most twisted, and definitely one of the best ItaNaru one-shots(?)

I could speak, think, or stop my bleeding nose XD Gawt, the smut's just sooooo good. Damn, you need to write more Naruto fanfic. And the grammar's much much better than most of ItaNaru fic out there. Have you ever planned to xpost this to itanaru?

And lastly, please don't be offended by this, but ever consider using LJ-Cut?

~ m a y ~

Your new faithful fans (and servant XD)

[blood_darkness_]

Ooo, aww, thank you so much!

That was my first sex scene ever, so I'm glad to know you enjoyed it! >w<

Oh, yeah, I have considered cross-posting. I think I should. Haha.

Oh, yeah. x3 LJ cuts. Forgot about them! Haha, thanks! -goes off to look for how to use LJ cuts-

[may_neuma]

Lolz, I was just going to type YOUR ENTRY HERE But you've figured it out on your own. Gah, correction for my previous comment (note to myself: never attempt to form a coherent sentence after reading such an orgasmic fic)

*I could'nt speak, think, or stop my bleeding nose XD

But to a more important matter, are you serious this is being your first time writing smut? You have such talented fingers and mind ^_~ and you're welcome although you deserve every bit of my worship.

~ m a y ~

[blood_darkness_]

Ohh, yes! Thank you though. >w<

LOL!!!

YES.

The first thing I thought when I finished this was "I EXPECT YOU ALL TO BE ORGASMING IN YOUR PANTS" LOL Hahahahaaa

Mmhmm, I am! First time. <3 I'm glad you think so! :D :D Aww. <33 I have a WORSHIPPER. LOL<3

[may_neuma]

You're welcome :) Good thing I read this when I was in my room, imagine if I happened to stumble here during my lab session XD Oh gawd, I would be mortified to death with my flushed cheeks and suddenly tight clothes!

Oh yesh, worshipper bordering on stalker ^^ aren't you flattered and happy? dataxia aka Stalken-san is rubbing me off!!!

~ m a y ~

[blood_darkness_]

ROFL

OMG

That would have been just ridiculously embarrassing. xDDD But hilarious, all the same. LOL

Hahaha, YES. >:D I feel like I accomplished a goal in the world of fanfiction. LOL