leaving shindiggery
hey folks. in no particular order, here's what happened last night.
i got very drunk and disgraced myself, all is marvellous.
special guest appearances from coral with lovely new blonde hair, with her mister matt and the wonderful rikki. was good to see them all again. seems like so long since we were all last in the same place at the same time. city doesnt really count as it is so huge and more often than not we end up in different rooms and leave alone.
big fun was had with aaron and slag ... fools.
max and john came in a poor excuse for drag. striped boob tubes and pink mini-skirts ahoy ! the fun. hmmmm
what else ??? i shouted at people who tried to turn off Brand New and put on shitty poop rap that i hate.
i gots a lovely fluffy snake which i christened leonard and then monty (as in python, ha ha) and a lucky bamboo, so thanks to kate and evelyn. lovely alcohol was drank.
i wore new shoes. i stole george's jacket. mwhahahahaha *ahem*
emo rich and rock star mark turned up. lovely. he made me change his name to 'suck my cock rich', which makes sense coz that seems to be all he ever says.
people cried. coz i'm leaving. people cried coz of me... hurrah ! *coughs* i mean, oh dear. i mean, its sweet, but odd. i'm only going to leicester.
hmmmm... georgie and kirsty came dressed like the blues brothers, complete with facial hair. it was great. very sexy.
leeky and paulie made guest appearance at around 12.30. ace.
a boy called aaron came, who everyone hated, but he had good hair, or lack of it. i spent a good few hours stroking his head. very odd. not good.
georges friend got called jesus, by hayley. bless her.
jo gardiner was cornered by aaron n i had to rescue her. bless her. poor girl. her boy came to fetch her and looked at me and frowned. sorry.
my darling uncle called and shouted at me... tit. so i called him a twat and hung up. hurrah.
i slept on the floor and shared a sofa with george.. and then stole all the duvet and his cushion, as well as his jacket. people deny having sex on my sofa but the evidence suggests otherwise. *gags*
my dad attended. as did my next door neighbours. so many people came and got absolutely wasted. it was big fun.
i was given cards and gifts and cash. fun.
hmmmm... i now have a headache. i've strained my wrist. the total waste of human tissue that is the father of lily is here. i have to be polite for lily. its not for me to make comment on him, or not. he did that to my dad and it sucked.
anyways.....
i really want to move now, get gone.
i have a job interview on friday in leicester. if anyone would like to join me, feel free.
when are we all gonna see each other next ?
big love... laura x
i got very drunk and disgraced myself, all is marvellous.
special guest appearances from coral with lovely new blonde hair, with her mister matt and the wonderful rikki. was good to see them all again. seems like so long since we were all last in the same place at the same time. city doesnt really count as it is so huge and more often than not we end up in different rooms and leave alone.
big fun was had with aaron and slag ... fools.
max and john came in a poor excuse for drag. striped boob tubes and pink mini-skirts ahoy ! the fun. hmmmm
what else ??? i shouted at people who tried to turn off Brand New and put on shitty poop rap that i hate.
i gots a lovely fluffy snake which i christened leonard and then monty (as in python, ha ha) and a lucky bamboo, so thanks to kate and evelyn. lovely alcohol was drank.
i wore new shoes. i stole george's jacket. mwhahahahaha *ahem*
emo rich and rock star mark turned up. lovely. he made me change his name to 'suck my cock rich', which makes sense coz that seems to be all he ever says.
people cried. coz i'm leaving. people cried coz of me... hurrah ! *coughs* i mean, oh dear. i mean, its sweet, but odd. i'm only going to leicester.
hmmmm... georgie and kirsty came dressed like the blues brothers, complete with facial hair. it was great. very sexy.
leeky and paulie made guest appearance at around 12.30. ace.
a boy called aaron came, who everyone hated, but he had good hair, or lack of it. i spent a good few hours stroking his head. very odd. not good.
georges friend got called jesus, by hayley. bless her.
jo gardiner was cornered by aaron n i had to rescue her. bless her. poor girl. her boy came to fetch her and looked at me and frowned. sorry.
my darling uncle called and shouted at me... tit. so i called him a twat and hung up. hurrah.
i slept on the floor and shared a sofa with george.. and then stole all the duvet and his cushion, as well as his jacket. people deny having sex on my sofa but the evidence suggests otherwise. *gags*
my dad attended. as did my next door neighbours. so many people came and got absolutely wasted. it was big fun.
i was given cards and gifts and cash. fun.
hmmmm... i now have a headache. i've strained my wrist. the total waste of human tissue that is the father of lily is here. i have to be polite for lily. its not for me to make comment on him, or not. he did that to my dad and it sucked.
anyways.....
i really want to move now, get gone.
i have a job interview on friday in leicester. if anyone would like to join me, feel free.
when are we all gonna see each other next ?
big love... laura x