Aerosmith of joy.

[blondzo]

i'd like to waste a little bit of my time, and yours, talking about the joy i find in Aerosmith. yes , thats right. i enjoy sleazy, sick, old man tyler 70's 80's and now.... dodgy pop rock. and ya know, i'm proud to admit it too. i really dont care what you think coz i've found that no matter what mood i'm in aerosmith can cheer me up, if thats what i want, if i want to dance n act like a fool n have a good time i can dance to aerosmith and laugh and nothin changes that. i'm not sayin they're the greatest band ever, or to be taken most seriously, i mean, come on, the singer cant remember any of the 70's and he and the guitarist were known as the toxic twins coz they took more drugs than ozzy and iggy.

think of the classics, such as 'love in an elevator' (livin it up when i'm goin down)
dude looks like a lady, cryin and crazy to name just a few. i'm gonna end with some choice quotes that always make me smile... gotta love old man tyler.

"I'll chase you all the way to stairway, honey
Kiss your sassafrass "

"you must've come here to find it
you've got the look in your eyes
although you really don't mind it
I am the lord of your thighs!"

"Do me, do me, do me all night"

"That kinda lovin' turns a man to a slave
That kinda lovin' sends a man right to his grave"

anyways.... congratulations and thank you if you've read this far.]

ALL PUB SINGERS SHOULD BE SHOT !