005 // Am I a God or man?

[blondsambitions]

My names is Skwisgaar Skwigelf.

Ja, don'ts be upsets. No one could appreciates my guitar talents if everyone hads dem.

Comments

[checkmysmiley]

I liked your other name better. I don't know what it was, but I liked it better.

[blondsambitions]

Jealous.

[checkmysmiley]

WHAT?! I'd rather be eaten by an antlion. I'm calling you Dan.

. . .

You know what that's probably not crazy enough for the loonies around here, you're Table. Now everybody can be happy!

[inthecenterfold]

You know "Pole" or "Pole Dancer" would be better.

[blondsambitions]

Are yous...

...comings on to me?

[inthecenterfold]

Hah no dude. That pole that's on the 2nd floor of the bar? You put that in while I was gone for awhile way back when.

[blondsambitions]

Well...

Ja, dat sounds like genius ideas dat I would do.

[inthecenterfold]

It was a good idea! It's why I kept it - just moved it upstairs.

[blondsambitions]

So whens is de ladies dancing nights?

[inthecenterfold]

Whenever we plan on hosting one.

Or whenever you temporarily turn into one again.

[blondsambitions]

Whens is dat?

Whats?

[inthecenterfold]

It was this weird thing where people stepped in water and they came out different. You turned into a lady for a little while.

1/IDK

[blondsambitions]

2/STILL DK

[blondsambitions]

3/IT'S FOR EFFECT, YOU SEE

[blondsambitions]

4/IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME OTHERWISE

[blondsambitions]