nothing to tie one to a crime//028

[blondsambitions]

Someone just goes ahead and kills me.

[The aforementioned note is slightly splattered, as if written in haste before the journal being promptly slammed shut. A few minutes later, however, the following appears:]

Dethklok

[[OOC: Alexi's memory crystal payment? For the next three days, all of his wardrobe has transformed into Princess Aurora's

Comments

[ice_echani]

Why would you wish someone to kill you?

And what does "Dethklok" mean?

[blondsambitions]

Another stupid things dat dis place does happening. I'll walks around naked. I don'ts care. I'm NOTS a lady!

Dethklok is de most brutal and metal band ever. It's my band.

there's just a bit of disconnect here XD

[ice_echani]

[Paaaause. His style of writing is... difficult to comprehend.]

Why would anyone think you are a lady?

A band of metal named Dethklok.

Understandably xD

[blondsambitions]

[Written a little too quickly:] No one woulds, because I'm nots! And if dey does, it's because dey is stupid!

Ja! De most metal of all.

[ice_echani]

Then I fail to understand why you are suicidal over this.

What is it for?

[blondsambitions]

Like I tells you. Dis place is doing dildos things again.

Whats you mean?

[ice_echani]

"Dildos?"

Your metal band. What is it for?

[blondsambitions]

Yes. It's doing dat a lots.

Because if nots for de most metal band, de worlds would be full of sissy music dat makes people sad for not hearing de best guitar sounds ever. Which are mine.

[ice_echani]

I do not know what "dildos" means.

[paaaaaaaaaaaause. oh.]

I see. So you play music. But what about it is "metal?"

[blondsambitions]

How does no one's know what dat is meaning?

Because its am full of dark and hate and brutal and more metals den anythings else.

oh, bad ping XD

[ice_echani]

I fail to see what those things have to do with metal. Why would you wish to play music that induces such dark emotions?

He has a tendency to do that. A lot. >>

[blondsambitions]

Maybe you just don'ts get what metal is. Why de hells woulds I wants to play some lames crap?

[ice_echani]

I do not think I wish to understand if hatred, darkness, and brutality are what "metal" means for you. Such things are to be resisted.

[blondsambitions]

Nots everyone cuts out for it. No one can appreciates my leads guitar if everyone was as goods as me.

But dey's not.

[ice_echani]

I do not understand. Why are you using music to try and spread [taptaptaptap what is the word argh...] darkness?

[blondsambitions]

Because dats is metal.