Shag, Marry and Shove off a cliff
So rozabellalove has this over on her LJ and I could HARDLY resist.
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people (fictional or real life - feel free to specify - for you, let me know if you're open to me including ladies in your three)
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and shove off a cliff.
Meanwhile I will discuss the three people she gave me: Jo Harvelle, Sam Winchester, Sam!Lucifer
Shag: Jo Harvelle
She's feisty. She's pretty. She can handle herself. She can handle a gun. I'm not blind. She's got a gorgeous figure. She could probably teach me a thing or two... OI! Not just in the lewd sense either! Jeez heads in the gutter guys. She works in a bar so clearly we'll have things in common from my bar days. She's also pretty amazing in an all round sense.
Marry: Sam!Lucifer
I've never tried to pretend that I would have ever ended up sticking with the angels if it did come to an all out apocalypse. I think my soul is suitably tainted enough to have slammed the pearly gates firmly shut in my face and heck! I'm not complaining. So why would I marry Sam!Lucifer but shove Sam Winchester off of a cliff? Well let me break it down for you. Sam is a very handsome boy man moose gigantor oversized emo pouting puppy person and as much as I do have the biggest big sisterly love spot just for him (see below and just ignore the shoving him off a cliff part) I also do rather dig the whole evil!sam thing.
And if the world is going to end I'm not going to just sit back and get obliterated! I mean COME ON! I'm gonna marry me the top dog and that is gonna be Sam!Lucifer here. At least if I'm going to eventually die I might as well do it being the top biatch around here. Not to mention he is so well groomed that no doubt he'll carry off a suit just fine and I don't mind not wearing white to the wedding if he wants to wear it instead. I mean, I am open minded and liberal y'know.
Awww look he brought me a flower!
Shove off a cliff: Sam Winchester.
[Waits as the others tie Sammy up] - Thanks guys!
OKAY! Wait a minute! Hear me out first! My reasons are different to rozabellalove who also pushed Sam Winchester off of a cliff but (and I quote) said:
This was the hard one, ideally I'd love to keep Sam alive and you know, on hand for emergencies that require lots of topless excercising. However out of the three of them Sam is the one that gets on my nerves the most. He's either emo-crying-misty-eyed-baby-wussy-Sammy who needs Dean to even breathe OR he's like this big emotionless robot with no humanity. The fact is that for me, unless he kept quiet the entire time, I just couldn't put up with him!
My reasons are as follows:
This baby faced little munchkin from Season One has reminded me of my own baby brother - okay so already that sounds bad. I adore Sammy, really I do! He might well be an emo bundle of conflicting emotions by the end of Season 5 (OH DEAR LORD THE TEARS I CRIED) but I still think he has a tough time being the younger brother. He does live in Dean's shadow and he has had an awfully rough time of it being played over and over by the Demons and Azazel etc so... like John Winchester made Dean promise he'd do I'd.... shove Sammy off a cliff.
Sorry Sam :'(
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