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Jul 14, 2005 19:45

Are you tired of all those lame "friendship" poems?

Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. WhEn YoU aRe sad - I will HeLP you get dRuNk and plot rEvEngE against the sorry bAsTaRd who made you *SaD*.

2. WhEn YoU aRe bLue - I will try to DisLodGe whatever is cHoKiNg you.

3. WhEn YoU SmiLE* - I will kNow you FiNaLLy got LaiD.

4. WhEn YoU aRe ScArEd - I will RaG on you about it EveRy chance I GeT.

5. WhEn YoU aRe wOrRiEd - I will tell you HoRRibLe sToRiEz about how much woRsE it could be & to QuiT whining.

6. WhEn YoU aRe CoNfusEd - I will usE >little< woRdS.

7. WhEn YoU aRe SicK - Stay the HeLL away from ME until you are WeLL again. I doN'T want wHaTevER you have.

8. WhEn YoU fAlL - I will PoiNT & LaUgH at your
cLuMsY aSS.

This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why? Because you are my friend. (Not friend)

Send this to *>10<* of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of *>9<*.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a {body} --Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Well, today will be boring. I'll update more in a few days...I have alot going on! Lata!

JOJO
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