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Sep 19, 2006 22:38

I'm getting married in 3 months. That should scare me, but the most scary thing about it is that I'm still so unsure about the actual wedding...not the whole "to have and to hold part". I want to get married. Alan is who I'm going to be with...now I just need to decide what flowers to have and who to get them from and how many damn invitations I need and so on. I should have these things done, but I am doing an internship. And for anyone who is saying to them self, "Why don't you ask your own mother for help...the woman who gave birth to you??" That's a good freakin question, because she seems to have forgotten that I exist.

She is no help. She is funding this venture, mind you, but other than writing an occasional check, I'm on my own. So, if anyone would just love to be my FREE wedding planner, let me know.

I need flowers. Music. Invitations. Basically that's it. I've gotten everything else.

Oh. my mom did get the caterer. Is that even how you spell it?? Who knows. But I had to decide the amount of each food item being served, the budget etc. etc. etc. on and on and on it goes!!! BLAH.

Here is my ONE piece of advice to anyone who ever wants to get married.
Step 1: Find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with and love with all of your heart
Step 2: Get in the car, drive to the liquor store. Buy some champagne and/or your choice of celebratory spirits
Step 3: Procede to the court house. Get married. Go on a honeymoon. Tell your parents later. They will be HAPPY.

There you go. Wedding 101. COURTHOUSE!!!!
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