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[blondexena]

[Hello, Luceti.]

[There is now an elephant in your square.]

[Yes, an elephant. An elephant with tiny tiny wings.]

[Who is clearly pissed.]

< All right, whoever's in charge here has FIVE SECONDS to start explaining what's going on before I knock down a wall or four! >

[In reality, the elephant is a sixteen-year-old girl who's pretty damn scared

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[hisdarkmark]

[...well that's something you don't see every day. He was just taking a walk through town and...there's an elephant.] What the hell?

[blondexena]

[Why hello there blondie. The elephant's trunk is going to shoot out and the sensitive "fingers" in the end of its trunk are going to grab a pseudo-handful of shirt and yank you forward.]

< You. > [Yes, the voice is definitely female, though very snarly.] < Either you tell me where I am right now or I turn you into a hamburger. >

[hisdarkmark]

[Brb trying not to be eaten by an elephant. BUT he's not going to openly admit that he's freaked out.] Like you could. Let go.

[blondexena]

< If I can do it to a Hork-Bajir, I can do it to you. Where. Am. I. >

[See that foot, Draco? That's a pretty big foot. And it's raising and sort of hovering around your head area. He's not in any danger of being eaten by an elephant, but humans can be pretty damn squishy. Not as squishy as taxxons, though.]

[hisdarkmark]

[fumbles for a bit but draws his wand and points it at the foot] Don't even try it. You're in some screwed up planet that likes to ruin our lives.

[blondexena]

[And that gets him a definite derisive mental laugh.]

< What's that, your sparkly fairy princess wand? Where's all the glitter and ribbons and the star on top? >

< And been there, done that, got the t-shirt and threw it in the gutter. What is this place. >

[hisdarkmark]

Everte Statum. [Flying elephant, watch out. That particular spell would make Rachel fly backwards and away from him. It's only when she's at a good distance that he'll respond.] Hell if I know. It's called Luceti if that's what you're concerned about.

[blondexena]

[WHATTHEHELL. WHAT THE HELL. There is a flying elephant, a flying elephant that's yelling in surprise, and she lands about fifteen feet away, cracking the ground and raising a lot of dust as she does so. Fortunately, she doesn't fall over. That would just be too undignified.]

< What did you do that for? >

[hisdarkmark]

My sparkly fairy princess wand knows a few tricks. Besides, you didn't really think I would let an elephant's foot hover over me, did you?

[blondexena]

< I think you're asking for it to happen again. >

[And she moves back in towards Draco, but doesn't raise her feet, just looking him flat in the eye.]

< So, Fairy Princess, what's this 'Luceti' all about? >

[hisdarkmark]

[You are really annoying Miss Elephant person.] It's a place where you've been kidnapped and now you get to be tested on for fun. Incredible, isn't it?

[blondexena]

[You're not too much fun yourself, Fairy Princess.]

< I've heard worse. What the hell are they 'testing' people for? >

[hisdarkmark]

Nobody's really sure. They've just been doing it for years.

[blondexena]

< So what or who do we have to break to get out of here? >

[hisdarkmark]

Malnosso and their barrier, if you can find them. Good luck with that.

[blondexena]

< There's a hideout. There's always a hideout. >

[And she, of course, is making immediate plans to go roach and find it.]

< Too scared to go find it? >