[Hello, Luceti.]
[There is now an elephant in your square.]
[Yes, an elephant. An elephant with tiny tiny wings.]
[Who is clearly pissed.]
< All right, whoever's in charge here has FIVE SECONDS to start explaining what's going on before I knock down a wall or four! >
[In reality, the elephant is a sixteen-year-old girl who's pretty damn scared
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< You. > [Yes, the voice is definitely female, though very snarly.] < Either you tell me where I am right now or I turn you into a hamburger. >
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[See that foot, Draco? That's a pretty big foot. And it's raising and sort of hovering around your head area. He's not in any danger of being eaten by an elephant, but humans can be pretty damn squishy. Not as squishy as taxxons, though.]
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< What's that, your sparkly fairy princess wand? Where's all the glitter and ribbons and the star on top? >
< And been there, done that, got the t-shirt and threw it in the gutter. What is this place. >
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< What did you do that for? >
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[And she moves back in towards Draco, but doesn't raise her feet, just looking him flat in the eye.]
< So, Fairy Princess, what's this 'Luceti' all about? >
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< I've heard worse. What the hell are they 'testing' people for? >
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[And she, of course, is making immediate plans to go roach and find it.]
< Too scared to go find it? >
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