001 | audio | backdated to 12/19/11

[blonderazorshiv]

Hey. Hey, is this thing on? [ There’s a sound like the device is being shaken, then slapped by a large hand. ] It’s on? The light is on. All right, good.

[ A pause. ]

There any good radio stations around here? I’m kinda new in town. [ The speaker chuckles, like he’s just made an amusing sort of joke. ] I was out having breakfast and then suddenly

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[drinkslikeanan]

I'd let you know, but I only just got here meself, mate.

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[blonderazorshiv]

Weird place, isn't it?

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[drinkslikeanan]

You can say that again.

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[blonderazorshiv]

Had a princess telling me about violent unicorns. Weird fuckin' place.

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[drinkslikeanan]

Unicorns? Seriously?

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[blonderazorshiv]

Apparently they gore people who aren't virgins.

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[drinkslikeanan]

So basically anyone who isn't a kid?

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[blonderazorshiv]

Or a fairytale princess. She's the one who told me.

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[drinkslikeanan]

I suppose if there's unicorns, there's got to be fairytale princesses.

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[blonderazorshiv]

Makes sense, though she's not in the zoo with 'em.

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[drinkslikeanan]

That would be a bit odd, yeah.

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[blonderazorshiv]

It'd go pretty well with this place.

[ There's a pop of gum. ]

You know if there's anywhere to buy cigarettes around here?

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[drinkslikeanan]

You tried the shops?

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[blonderazorshiv]

Haven't been to any yet. [ He's been doped up on painkillers in the Warehouse. ]

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[drinkslikeanan]

Might be a good place to start.

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[blonderazorshiv]

That'd make sense.