Cheese
*Me making sandwich*
Me: Half of this cheese is bad, but I'm going to eat the other side.
Mom: Cheese doesn't go bad, it's fermented anyway.
Me: Cheese doesn't go bad, what! Then what is mold, okay?! Once it's molded you just call it some other kind of cheese??
Mom: Just crumble it up and eat it anyway.
Me: Half of this cheese is bad, but I'm going to eat the other side.
Mom: Cheese doesn't go bad, it's fermented anyway.
Me: Cheese doesn't go bad, what! Then what is mold, okay?! Once it's molded you just call it some other kind of cheese??
Mom: Just crumble it up and eat it anyway.