I can not text you with a drink in my hand.
I didn't really think either of the girls were Top Model worthy. I'm just glad that, now that it's over, we don't have to hear about Brittany "coming from a trailer park" or Molly "having to overcome abandonment issues" anymore.
I was surprised by how well Molly did on the runway, but even with Brittany's tumble, she still outshined Molly. I bet Molly was so pissed about that final haircut.
The next cycle of ANTM is ALL wait for it... STARS! So excited for that! The only complaint I have is no Melrose.
Shannon Stewart - cycle 1
(runner-up) - Known as the "commercial girl," this former pageant queen has never actually won a crown. Could this be her chance?
CCamille McDonald - cycle 2
(finished fifth) - Not liked by the other girls, even the judges began to see her as arrogant. She also hinted to the judges that Yoanna House had an eating disorder.
Brittany Bower - cycle 4
(finished fourth) - She was "too sexy" for Tyra, but reminded then judge Janice Dickinson of her younger self.
Bre Scullark - cycle 5
(finished third) - Known as spunky, she created granola-gate when she accused Nicole Linkletter of stealing her granola bar and retaliated by throwing out Nicole's energy drinks.
Lisa D'Amato - cycle 5
(finished sixth) - Strange and attention-seeking, hilarious when drunk, she was eliminated for her arrogance though she was a strong model.
Bianca Golden - cycle 9
(finished fourth) - Known for being complainer. She hated her makeover with a passion and was later eliminated for not improving enough in the competition.
Dominique Reighard - cycle 10
(finished fourth) - Not happy with the short cut she received in her makeover, she struggled with her strong bone structure and looking "too drag."
Isis King - cycle 11
(finished 10th) - Featured in a Cycle 10 shoot with homeless girls, Tyra thought she stood out in the pictures more than the actual models. She's the first transgender contestant.
Sheena Sakai - cycle 11
(finished sixth) - A "round the way girl" from Harlem who reminded Tyra of Kimora Lee Simmons.
Allison Harvard - cycle 12
(runner-up) - Awkward girl with the big eyes who admitted to a fascination with bloody noses.
Laura Kirkpatrick - cycle 13
(runner-up) - Farm girl who loved to model her favorite designer's clothes: Couture by grandma.
Angelea Preston - cycle 14
(finished fourth) - Didn't make it in Cycle 12, but did manage to get into a fight during those semifinals. She came back and claimed to have changed, but soon went back to causing drama.
Kayla Ferrel - cycle 15
(finished fourth) - Rough around the edges, she admitted to having to sleep on the floor for a time and for being bullied after she came out as a lesbian in high school.
Alexandria Everett - cycle 16
(finished fourth) - Possibly misunderstood California girl, definitely annoying, but not necessarily mean-spirited.
I was surprised by how well Molly did on the runway, but even with Brittany's tumble, she still outshined Molly. I bet Molly was so pissed about that final haircut.
The next cycle of ANTM is ALL wait for it... STARS! So excited for that! The only complaint I have is no Melrose.
Shannon Stewart - cycle 1
(runner-up) - Known as the "commercial girl," this former pageant queen has never actually won a crown. Could this be her chance?
CCamille McDonald - cycle 2
(finished fifth) - Not liked by the other girls, even the judges began to see her as arrogant. She also hinted to the judges that Yoanna House had an eating disorder.
Brittany Bower - cycle 4
(finished fourth) - She was "too sexy" for Tyra, but reminded then judge Janice Dickinson of her younger self.
Bre Scullark - cycle 5
(finished third) - Known as spunky, she created granola-gate when she accused Nicole Linkletter of stealing her granola bar and retaliated by throwing out Nicole's energy drinks.
Lisa D'Amato - cycle 5
(finished sixth) - Strange and attention-seeking, hilarious when drunk, she was eliminated for her arrogance though she was a strong model.
Bianca Golden - cycle 9
(finished fourth) - Known for being complainer. She hated her makeover with a passion and was later eliminated for not improving enough in the competition.
Dominique Reighard - cycle 10
(finished fourth) - Not happy with the short cut she received in her makeover, she struggled with her strong bone structure and looking "too drag."
Isis King - cycle 11
(finished 10th) - Featured in a Cycle 10 shoot with homeless girls, Tyra thought she stood out in the pictures more than the actual models. She's the first transgender contestant.
Sheena Sakai - cycle 11
(finished sixth) - A "round the way girl" from Harlem who reminded Tyra of Kimora Lee Simmons.
Allison Harvard - cycle 12
(runner-up) - Awkward girl with the big eyes who admitted to a fascination with bloody noses.
Laura Kirkpatrick - cycle 13
(runner-up) - Farm girl who loved to model her favorite designer's clothes: Couture by grandma.
Angelea Preston - cycle 14
(finished fourth) - Didn't make it in Cycle 12, but did manage to get into a fight during those semifinals. She came back and claimed to have changed, but soon went back to causing drama.
Kayla Ferrel - cycle 15
(finished fourth) - Rough around the edges, she admitted to having to sleep on the floor for a time and for being bullied after she came out as a lesbian in high school.
Alexandria Everett - cycle 16
(finished fourth) - Possibly misunderstood California girl, definitely annoying, but not necessarily mean-spirited.