Oct 13, 2004 21:24
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen
When life hands you a lemon, demand a Corona to go with it.
Guys are like restroom stalls. All of them are taken and the one's that aren't are full of crap."