HELLL YEAH!!!!
How a girl knows when she has had too much to drink!
/GIGGLE
1. She has no idea where her purse is!!
2. She believe's that dancing with her arms overhead while wiggling her butt, and yelling "WOO HOO" is the sexiest dance move around!
3. She's suddenly decided that she wants to kick someone's ass and honestly believes she could do it too.
4. She gets extremely excited and jumps up and down every time a new song plays because "OH MY GOD....I LOVE THIS SONG!!!"
5. She's suddenly taken up smoking and is really good at it!
6. She yells at the bartender, who she thinks cheated her by giving her just lemonade, but that's because she can no longer taste the gin!
7. In her last trip to pee, she realizes that she now looks more like a homeless hooker than the goddess she was just 4 hours ago.
8. She's found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to her!
9. The man she's flirting with used to be her 5th grade teacher.
10. Her hugs begin to resemble wrestling take down moves.
11. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on tables and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
12. She starts every conversation with a booming " Don't take this the wrong way but..."
13. She takes off her shoes because she believes it's their fault that she's having problems walking straight.
14.She begins leaving the buttons on her pants un done to cut down the time she's in the bathroom away from her drink.
15. Her eyes don't seem to want to stay open on their own so she keeps them half closed and thinks it looks exotically sexy.
16.She fails to notice that the toilet seat is not down when she sits on it.
17. She starts crying and telling everyone that she loves them SOOOOO much!
18. She's tired so she just sits on the floor (wherever she happens to be standing) and takes a quick nap.
19. She thinks she's in bed but her pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor!
20. She drops her 3am sandwich on the floor (which she's eating even though she's not the least bit hungry) Pick it up and carry on eating it!
/GIGGLE
1. She has no idea where her purse is!!
2. She believe's that dancing with her arms overhead while wiggling her butt, and yelling "WOO HOO" is the sexiest dance move around!
3. She's suddenly decided that she wants to kick someone's ass and honestly believes she could do it too.
4. She gets extremely excited and jumps up and down every time a new song plays because "OH MY GOD....I LOVE THIS SONG!!!"
5. She's suddenly taken up smoking and is really good at it!
6. She yells at the bartender, who she thinks cheated her by giving her just lemonade, but that's because she can no longer taste the gin!
7. In her last trip to pee, she realizes that she now looks more like a homeless hooker than the goddess she was just 4 hours ago.
8. She's found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to her!
9. The man she's flirting with used to be her 5th grade teacher.
10. Her hugs begin to resemble wrestling take down moves.
11. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on tables and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
12. She starts every conversation with a booming " Don't take this the wrong way but..."
13. She takes off her shoes because she believes it's their fault that she's having problems walking straight.
14.She begins leaving the buttons on her pants un done to cut down the time she's in the bathroom away from her drink.
15. Her eyes don't seem to want to stay open on their own so she keeps them half closed and thinks it looks exotically sexy.
16.She fails to notice that the toilet seat is not down when she sits on it.
17. She starts crying and telling everyone that she loves them SOOOOO much!
18. She's tired so she just sits on the floor (wherever she happens to be standing) and takes a quick nap.
19. She thinks she's in bed but her pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor!
20. She drops her 3am sandwich on the floor (which she's eating even though she's not the least bit hungry) Pick it up and carry on eating it!