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yay lumberworld. yay for 80 year old men trying to pick you up at a hardware store unaware that you're actually 65 years younger than they are. yay for thinking its cute when you should actually think its creepy.
pickup line #1
jayne: oh, sorry, that comes to 9.68, not 11.57.
customer: well good, because i need that extra change to take you out to dinner.
pickup line #2
customer with tape measure: how do you measure up?
jayne: pardon me?
customer: so, i'm not so good at using these things. would you like to come over to my place and show me how its done?
pickup line #3
customer: you can sure use that keyboard. feel like giving me a lesson?
hahhahahhahhahhahaha i love how my work days are highlighted by bad pickup lines from really old men.
pickup line #1
jayne: oh, sorry, that comes to 9.68, not 11.57.
customer: well good, because i need that extra change to take you out to dinner.
pickup line #2
customer with tape measure: how do you measure up?
jayne: pardon me?
customer: so, i'm not so good at using these things. would you like to come over to my place and show me how its done?
pickup line #3
customer: you can sure use that keyboard. feel like giving me a lesson?
hahhahahhahhahhahaha i love how my work days are highlighted by bad pickup lines from really old men.