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i'm soooooo bored so don't read this unless your bored too beacause it's just tons of useless information. lalalalalalalalalalal
In India, pickled ginger, minced mutton, and a cottage cheese like substance are popular pizza toppings. (Yummy)
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe!
1/3 of Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper. (umm yes we'll have an american stripper dance on top of dead uncle charles please)
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants. (god we're fat)
In 2003, the U.S. Government spent about $2,000,000.00 on potato research! (atleast we know money goes to good causes)
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.(nice)
In ancient China, people committed suicide by eating a pound of salt (hmm ok)
All bonobo chimpanzees are bisexual!
In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die! (ohh ibet $20 old lady smith is gonna die in ten days)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (because that is so worth our time)
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever (Good info.)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.(lmao)
If you took a standard slinky and stretched it out it would measure 87 feet.(thats so cool gotta try it.)
The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet. (haha)
In India, people are legally allowed to marry a dog! (YES! but does it hae to a dog of the opposite sex)
Iguanas have two penises! (so they cna have sex with two iguanas at the same time?)
By feeding hens certain dyes they can be made to lay eggs with multi-colored yolks. (thats so cool)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. (oh u make me so horny *rips off his head*)
Grapes explode in the microwave. (gotta try that)
In India, pickled ginger, minced mutton, and a cottage cheese like substance are popular pizza toppings. (Yummy)
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe!
1/3 of Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper. (umm yes we'll have an american stripper dance on top of dead uncle charles please)
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants. (god we're fat)
In 2003, the U.S. Government spent about $2,000,000.00 on potato research! (atleast we know money goes to good causes)
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.(nice)
In ancient China, people committed suicide by eating a pound of salt (hmm ok)
All bonobo chimpanzees are bisexual!
In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die! (ohh ibet $20 old lady smith is gonna die in ten days)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (because that is so worth our time)
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever (Good info.)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.(lmao)
If you took a standard slinky and stretched it out it would measure 87 feet.(thats so cool gotta try it.)
The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet. (haha)
In India, people are legally allowed to marry a dog! (YES! but does it hae to a dog of the opposite sex)
Iguanas have two penises! (so they cna have sex with two iguanas at the same time?)
By feeding hens certain dyes they can be made to lay eggs with multi-colored yolks. (thats so cool)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. (oh u make me so horny *rips off his head*)
Grapes explode in the microwave. (gotta try that)