I see famous dead people ...
GAH ...Heathy's dead! *sob*
So I have this theory right ...& maybe it's a form of denial ...but anyway ...work with me on this 'un.
So somewhere in this world there's this paradise island ...I'm thinkin somewhere in the Caribean, or the middle of that big old Pacific there ...& this island is home to many a so-called "dead" celebrity.
When the pressure gets too much & these celebrities just can't stand being harassed & tormented by the media & all their crazy fans, & they've made enough money to live out the rest of their days in peace & tranquility, they're then given this opt out option. They're usually somewhere in the 26-35 age bracket but 27 seems to be a popular one.
So anyways, Heath has just arrived on this Isalnd o' Paradise & everyone is preparing for his big welcoming party. He's prolly sharing a spliff with an ageing Jim Morrison, & Jimi hendrix is sitting by the bar tuning up his guitar for an little bit of a jam out with Kurt Kobain & some of the other fellas ...Jeff Buckley has just heard the news & he's gone to get Ian Kurtis who's sitting under an umbrella sipping pina coladas by the beach. River Pheonix is hangin out with Princess Dianna by the pool & an 82 year old Marilyn Monroe is baking some welcome cookies. James Dean is fixing up his motorcycle in the garage. Elvis, he's like the big daddy of them all at 73 he's the big kuhuna, he's MC'ing the welcoming party procedings ...& he's prolly gonna sing a ballad or 2. Anna Nicole is at the beauty spa getting her hair done for the occasion & John Lennon is tinkering away on the piano in the rec room. Michael Hutchence is fixing the hinges on the new fella's door, whilst Brandon Lee is on the jetty fishing for a big one with his old man Bruce; & Tupac is weaving a hat out of palm leaves as a welcome gift for Heath.
Maybe it's a bit too fantastic ...but if reports suddenly come out that they've found me dead, surrounded by sleeping pills, then you know they're onto me, & they've whisked me off to this island paradise to live out my days with my little secret & some of the greatest people that ever lived & then "died" ...haha I wish!
So I have this theory right ...& maybe it's a form of denial ...but anyway ...work with me on this 'un.
So somewhere in this world there's this paradise island ...I'm thinkin somewhere in the Caribean, or the middle of that big old Pacific there ...& this island is home to many a so-called "dead" celebrity.
When the pressure gets too much & these celebrities just can't stand being harassed & tormented by the media & all their crazy fans, & they've made enough money to live out the rest of their days in peace & tranquility, they're then given this opt out option. They're usually somewhere in the 26-35 age bracket but 27 seems to be a popular one.
So anyways, Heath has just arrived on this Isalnd o' Paradise & everyone is preparing for his big welcoming party. He's prolly sharing a spliff with an ageing Jim Morrison, & Jimi hendrix is sitting by the bar tuning up his guitar for an little bit of a jam out with Kurt Kobain & some of the other fellas ...Jeff Buckley has just heard the news & he's gone to get Ian Kurtis who's sitting under an umbrella sipping pina coladas by the beach. River Pheonix is hangin out with Princess Dianna by the pool & an 82 year old Marilyn Monroe is baking some welcome cookies. James Dean is fixing up his motorcycle in the garage. Elvis, he's like the big daddy of them all at 73 he's the big kuhuna, he's MC'ing the welcoming party procedings ...& he's prolly gonna sing a ballad or 2. Anna Nicole is at the beauty spa getting her hair done for the occasion & John Lennon is tinkering away on the piano in the rec room. Michael Hutchence is fixing the hinges on the new fella's door, whilst Brandon Lee is on the jetty fishing for a big one with his old man Bruce; & Tupac is weaving a hat out of palm leaves as a welcome gift for Heath.
Maybe it's a bit too fantastic ...but if reports suddenly come out that they've found me dead, surrounded by sleeping pills, then you know they're onto me, & they've whisked me off to this island paradise to live out my days with my little secret & some of the greatest people that ever lived & then "died" ...haha I wish!