First (Voice)

[blonde_neophyte]

[[Weak coughing, then muttered cursing.]]

Son of a-! That hurt, damn it!

[[Deep breath.]]

Okay...okay...Elena of the Turks here, reporting a possible post-Meteor magnetic storm. I thought those stupid things were over already. Requesting backup and medical assistance at co-ordinates...uh...you can just ping my phone, right?

[[Sound of phone

Comments

[spysincera]

Wow! Elena of the Turks, huh?

[blonde_neophyte]

Yeah, I'm a Turk. And don't you forget it!

...

Who are you anyway? You sound kinda familiar...

[spysincera]

I'm not surprised you don't remember me-- We only met once or twice, when I worked with your sister.

I'm Cissnei. Your senior!

[blonde_neophyte]

Ooooh... I remember you now. I always thought you were younger than me for some reason....

Wait, does this mean you can give me orders?

Anyway, I didn't become a Turk just to copy my sister. It was totally my decision. She had nothing to do with it. Just so you know.

[spysincera]

I might really be younger now -- the last thing I remember was definitely before you were in the Turks. But we all take orders from Tseng, so as far as I'm concerned, that puts us on the same foot.

So how long have you been a Turk? It's so strange.

[blonde_neophyte]

Um, I've been a Turk for several months. But I've learned a lot!

But I agree, Tseng is the best leader we've ever had. Don't tell Reno I said that, though.

Hey, why can't you remember? Did you lose your memory?

[spysincera]

Nope. Apparently I'm behind the times. I was on a mission to stop an experiment from returning to Midgar and I -- woke up here. But everyone else remembers things that happened months and years after that.

No offense to Reno, but he's not what I think of when I think of great leader material.

[riotinstereo]

-- Hey. Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

If you girls want to gossip, you might want to do it in private.

[spysincera]

I said no offense, didn't I?

[riotinstereo]

Yeah, sure. Just watch it, I'm still working on getting a raise when I get back.

[spysincera]

We'll see if you can make me eat those words -- sir.

[riotinstereo]

We'll see? I never knew you were so hard to impress.

[spysincera]

You know what they say. A rose by any other name...

[riotinstereo]

What's that?

[spysincera]

Yep. Still Reno.

[blonde_neophyte]

You heard all that? How did you hear all that?

Tseng said there's a private setting or something? Which button do you push?

[[Sound or frantic random button pushing]]