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Sep 18, 2005 19:00

some quotes

1.Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

2.a) What do you guys do in your club?
b) In physics we, uh, we talk about physics, uh, properties of physics.
a) So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?

3.The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school.

4. I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game--featuring you--while singing your own song in a new commercial--starring you--broadcast during the Superbowl in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.

5. a)It just feels so weird.
b)You mean that Mr. Aeral's dead?
a)Yeah, that and my pants are filled with starfish.
b)You and your hobbies.

6. You might be a king, or a little street-sweeper,
But sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper.
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