he's just a poor boy from a poor family...**repeat**
american idol
season 5
southern rockers
country bumpkins
sweet 16 year olds
gangstas
metalheads
entrepenuers (that make cups float)
and
ukrainese (that is what it is)
ukraine lady (with ukrainese accent): "mama...oo oo oo ahhhh" **insert rolling around on floor** **insert spread legs** **insert other...sexy...moves**
simon: "that was extraordinary"
randy: "very...unique"
paula: "you were very sexy with all your moves"
she leaves
no acceptance paper
ukraine lady (with ukrainese accent): "i needed to get ta american visa. i needed it to stay in america. i needed ta visa. tey say i am extra-ordinary. tey said tey wanted unique and different. and tat is what is me. tey did not like me. did not take me. i did not get ta visa. now i must go back to country. **insert weeping and bawling here** "
by far...the best audition there
then there was the guy/girl
Zachary
heels, girl hair, girl pants, girl voice, girl shirt
no boobs
funny funny kids this year
super excited!
randy: "are you a girl?"
zachary: "no i'm a guy. people mistake me for a girl a lot...i don't know why though."
simon: "huh (not question...more like huh...ok...proceed)
song: something by whitney huston
then the guy who talks to animals
and does not wear shoes
is accepted
season 5
southern rockers
country bumpkins
sweet 16 year olds
gangstas
metalheads
entrepenuers (that make cups float)
and
ukrainese (that is what it is)
ukraine lady (with ukrainese accent): "mama...oo oo oo ahhhh" **insert rolling around on floor** **insert spread legs** **insert other...sexy...moves**
simon: "that was extraordinary"
randy: "very...unique"
paula: "you were very sexy with all your moves"
she leaves
no acceptance paper
ukraine lady (with ukrainese accent): "i needed to get ta american visa. i needed it to stay in america. i needed ta visa. tey say i am extra-ordinary. tey said tey wanted unique and different. and tat is what is me. tey did not like me. did not take me. i did not get ta visa. now i must go back to country. **insert weeping and bawling here** "
by far...the best audition there
then there was the guy/girl
Zachary
heels, girl hair, girl pants, girl voice, girl shirt
no boobs
funny funny kids this year
super excited!
randy: "are you a girl?"
zachary: "no i'm a guy. people mistake me for a girl a lot...i don't know why though."
simon: "huh (not question...more like huh...ok...proceed)
song: something by whitney huston
then the guy who talks to animals
and does not wear shoes
is accepted