'Thank God I'm pretty, The occasional free drink I never asked for'

[blonde_and_bold]

Scorpio Daily Horoscope 17 Feb 2007
You may be more aware of the past now, so it might be a good time to change it. Now the heart speaks to the head - and what is felt can now be said. It is a time to express your creativity, while it's at a peak. A current income stream may dry up, so scout for new sources now. Soon you may have to deal with a

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[superior_ceo]

"...you may regress to some childish behaviour."

It's hardly a revelation when you do that on a regular basis.

No layoffs, which leads me to wonder where you've been moonlighting.

[blonde_and_bold]

You're charming when you're snarky. *Flutters eyelashes girlishly*

Oh, please - doing more work than I have to? No thank you.

[superior_ceo]

...Keh.

*snorts* The world should hope there never comes a day when you're the only one to notice some kid take an ill-advised stroll in front of a bus.

[blonde_and_bold]

So much disdain, so few syllables....

If the kid's fool enough to walk in front of a bus, they're asking for it. How do you not see a bus?

[superior_ceo]

Why waste the breath when you'll never listen.

*approvingly* You're such a heartless woman. ...Kids are morons. Enough said.

[blonde_and_bold]

I could listen some day. I just wouldn't care. ♥

You're hardly that old, Kaiba-dear.

[superior_ceo]

Keh.

I'm hardly a kid, either.

[blonde_and_bold]

Sorry, did you say something?

*Pensively* I might rescue you if you were to walk in front of a bus.

[superior_ceo]

*baneful look*

Is that so? ...Well, I suppose you could come to regret nudging me into the street in the first place.

[blonde_and_bold]

*Laughs outright* Oh, come on, you made that way too easy.

Yeah, how on earth would I face the priest at confession?

[superior_ceo]

Mn, you realize there isn't a barber in this city that I couldn't bribe?

Indeed, *slow smirk* and it's just like you to half-ass something.

[blonde_and_bold]

And there isn't a barber in this city who wouldn't melt in the face of a low cut shirt and extra eyeliner.

What can I say? You're hardly worth the effort.

[superior_ceo]

Want to bank on that? You and Mokuba could have matching hairstyles.

That's a cruel thing to say - I'd shove you in front of a bus and leave you there.

[blonde_and_bold]

*Sly glance* You'd have nothing to hold onto.

And that's any kinder? *Artfully morose look*

[superior_ceo]

*frowns* True, but I'm willing to improvise. And I have been lobbying for that fuzzy collar with the bell on it for weeks now.

Yes. If I ever decide to off you, I'll care enough to follow through with it.

[blonde_and_bold]

A man of variety, clearly. And I have seen no production of such a thing.

That's practically sweet coming from you.