do i have any friends?
i hate being me!i have NO friends!if i move no one will miss me!i have so many enemysand i dont know why!i hate the fact that people dont like me!i know u mite think that im just saying this to make people feal sorry for me but im not!its true i have NO friends!i thought i had friends but then they slip away and talk about me behind my back and
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these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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