#23

[blondbadger]

I don't think it's wise for someone to be speaking at this time of night considering how much coffee they've drunk which probably means that it's the caffeine speaking and not me but since it's the caffeine speaking it's probably why I'm about to say this even though I don't particularly mean it but some things have to be said and maybe it'll make

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[bright_ambition]

What a delightfully logical conclusion that is, sweeting. I do love it when a man gets all rational and introspective. That's a sexy look on you.

And who may these attractive individuals be? I'm sure they'd be honoured by your praise if they knew.

[blondbadger]

Oh you know it's all of them of the female persuasion.

[bright_ambition]

I think you're dishier than all the girls in the school put together. But I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree.

And is it truly ALL of the girls? Every last one? Even Madam Pince?

[blondbadger]

Wellll...she has lots of books so that's one perk but she still might be in the red so maybe all of them of female persuasion of marriagable age.

[bright_ambition]

You're so terribly cute sometimes, do you know that?

I would be appalled if you threw yourself away pining for Madam Pince. I might even cry over it particularly if Millicent decided to maul you for ir. So it's a good thing that you aren't.

Private to Trace

[im_a_cad]

I think he's drunk. Or something. He's definitely been consuming something. Want to see how far we can take this?

Private to Cad

[bright_ambition]

Well, clearly he's not his typical self, though this side of him is quite adorable in its own right, I must say.

What do you suggest, sweeting?

Private to Trace

[im_a_cad]

Why, seeing if we can get him to admit to things that he woudln't normally admit to, of course. To Ernie that would be much worse than an incriminating photo.

[blondbadger]

Yes I know that you have said several times that I am.

[bright_ambition]

It bears repeating you know because someone needs to say it and moreover you have your funny moments even when you're not blushing over lewd comments made by yours truly for the express purpose of making you blush but that's irrelevant to the point which is of course my curiosity in regards to who in particular you may find attractive of the many females who populate this hallowed institution of learning since apparently it is not Madam Pince after all.

[blondbadger]

See it's good to see someone here who has a clear mind and doesn't need to stop and think again after just two words and I don't know who is more attractive than anyone else.

[bright_ambition]

Well of course you know who is more attractive than anyone else because you're dating her and she's quite lovely in her way and I am sure that you two will have lots of marvelous sex and adorable babies together when the time comes for that and needless to say I wish you all the happiness in the world.

[blondbadger]

Yes but right now I am not talking about her for the moment since it's beside the point.

[im_a_cad]

Oh, come on. There's much better than Pince out there. You need to narrow your scope a little. Any of the Ravenclaw girls are also fit and have lots of books, like Padma, Morag, Su, Lisa - or what about Miss Spinnet? She's a librarian too but she's much younger than Pince.

[blondbadger]

They're all fine but perhaps Alicia is finer than the rest because she has the books but isn't a cranky old biddy.

[im_a_cad]

Oh yes, Miss Spinnet certainly is very pretty, in a shy sort of way.

Private to Boys: I guess you could say she's "stacked," couldn't you? Librarian? Stacked? Get it? Sorry, I couldn't resist.