So I made this manifesto... over a year ago. Possibly nearing two, I can't recall.
It is far, far from complete, or up-to-date, or ANYTHING. Seriously. It's ANCIENT.
But, I'm aware that some people still link to it, and I'm cleaning out my community
lainbow for other use, so. Uh. Here it is. (by the way, if you're following
lainbow, please cease to do so. ♥ thank you!)
THE [not-so] AMAZING COLLECTION OF ALL THINGS BLOHYUK:
What is a BloHyuk, you ask? Well, quite simply - it is the ship of the pair
Lee Hyukjae (Eunhyuk) of Super Junior, and
Tablo (whose real name no one really cares about) of Epik High.
"What on earth? Is she high or something? Where the hell did she come up with such an odd pairing?", you're probably asking yourself. "How on earth do these men even KNOW each other?"
Well, it's not quite as far-fetched as you think. I've complied a list of proof - because playing video games about lawyers and court procedure have taught me that substantial proof is the only way to adequately prove your point.
First, though, a fair warning - before you whine on me about how much more obvious EunHae or EunTeuk or EunMin or TabMithra or Tabkutz or [insert other fandom namesquish] is, my ship of BloHyuk is merely just for fun. I hope you'll see it as an alternate pairing, a little on crack-filled side, but still very cute nevertheless. Plus, I mean, come on - BloHyuk. I dare you to come up with a more awesome namesquish.
Onto the proof!
NII photoshoot - at roughly 4:20 Eunhyuk says he isn’t like Tablo, Tablo is more handsome than him. Before that, he’s fangirly-lipsyncing to Fan, ohgawd. He does this a lot. Boy sure loves Tablo THAT SONG.
Happy Shares Company - from about 3:46 on, Eunhyuk (and the rest of Super Junior T) clown around with Epik High and it’s super cute, ShinHeeHyuk imitate Epik High really well (Shindong has got Mithra down), and Tablo calls Eunhyuk cute at one point in time, I believe. There is much ~*buddy-buddy*~ touching and general fluffykittiesandbunnies. ♥
Golden Disk Awards - REALLY ADORABLE fancam. Eunhyuk goes to sit with Epik High during some awards concert or another; Tablo fixes his collar and gives him his nametag and glasses to play with. Lsfkhjslfkh;
Golden Disk Awards - SuJu cuts More from the same event as above, from an official cam angle. Donghae, Shindong, and Eunhyuk switch tags with Tukutz, Mithra and Tablo - and Eunhyuk looks like Tablo with his glasses on, daaaamn.
070512 Star King At about 1:16 ~ 1:18, Eunhyuk’s eyes sneakily slide down to check out Tablo’s butt. He, granted, is probably just blinking or momentarily looking down, but part of the fun of this ship is finding every last tiniest detail.
Images are limited as well, as well as like half of them being just caps from the above videos. And Mithra likes to interfere with their Sukira love. D:
(Epik High has been on Sukira twice, it seems, and one of these times semi-recently, judging by Eeteuk's hair. Seriously, between him and Sungmin, their hair is like a timeline. But, I digress.)
(NAMETAG SWITCHEROO. Shindong and Mithra Jin have switched theirs, Donghae and Tukutz (Donghae also seems to have stolen Tukutz's glasses) and Tablo/Eunhyuk. ♥ SO CUTE.)
(A .gif of Eunhyuk's time on Happy Shares. CUUUTE. ♥)
There has been more than one decent Blohyuk fic written, WHAT.
Tongzhiai probably unintentionally pioneered this BloHyuk ship movement with her two “unlikely crossover" ficlets:
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Unnamed Drabble ♥ -
stepping up the game Also worth noting is this Hyuk/Everybody, in which BLOHYUK IS MENTIONED.
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me vs. the truth loser_no_jutsu, however, writes two and promises more to come. (At least, there BETTER be more to come, or I will ttly disown her as my wife. 8| TRUFAX.) There is some sort of not-really-complicated procedure you have to go through in order to see said fic, like she locks it after a few days/weeks or something? I think it involves joining the community, idek. But I promise it/she is good.
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Glasses ♥ -
You Make Me Stereotypical (This one is... a little more graphic. 'Blojobs are involved.)
sapphira_angel wrote a lovely sort-of guardian angel AU - woefully, only what appears to the beginning of a series. She should write more, hint hint.
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Messenger Finally,
I_shiki writes one... at the request of
loser_no_jutsu, lmao. HEY, NO ONE SPECIFIED MOTIVES. There’s an AO lock on this one... so if you happen to be underage, I’d recommend you just either a. change your birthdate or b. log out of LJ. It’s public.
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boys will be boys ... Yes, five. Just... five. MY SOUL CRIES. Granted, I've found one or two others, but I've done a little quality-control by recommending you these.
And now, for some icons! :D
This is technically a personal icon made by me,
Vanillacat) but I don’t mind if you use, if you credit.
This is a shitty manip I pulled out of my ass; there’s also the non-selective-coloring-exclusion-layered one, in case you feel like making icons out of my shitty manip...?
Thanks to
impartiality! She claims ~*inspiration*~ by my post on
super_junior. I HAVE INSPIRED SOMEONE.
I’m hoping this pimping will give people a little incentive to write/graphic/dig up other stuff on these two rapper-honeyboos. To the rest of my f-list who have no idea who the two men mentioned above are, uhh... continue on your way. 8D