Bratz are Creepy
I walked up to Target the other day. I didn't realize until after I got back & checked it later that it is 1.5 miles away. So, yeah, a nice walk. I went for laundry detergent and happened to remember while I was there that my uncle's birthday is coming up so I got a card, too.
I'm writing the "poem" here because I thought it was cute. He'll totally get it.
Our lager,
which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy kegdom come,
I fill thee mug,
At home, as in the tavern.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill upon us,
And lead us not, into inebriation,
But deliver us from hangovers,
Barmen.
I also wandered around the toy section for a bit. And saw these:
IMHO this dude is just kinda creepy:
IDK, I can't explain it.
She looks high:
And then there are these:
I wandered around for about an hour & decided my feet were hurting to the point I should get back. When I stepped outside I felt some rain sprinkles. Guess when I checked wunderground I should have paid attention to what it said about rain. Thankfully, there was never more than light, occasional sprinkles.
As it turned out that Target kind of sucked in the variety department. They didn't have the laundry detergent I wanted in the size bottle I wanted. I wanted the smallest seeing as how I walked. So when I went to the cashier to pay for the card and she asked, "Did you find everything you wanted?" I told her no & why. We got into a discussion about the detergent and she suggested another brand telling me that she used to use the same brand I wanted but one time it was not available so she tried the other brand & discovered she preferred it. So I bought it.
Now to remember to mail the card.
I'm writing the "poem" here because I thought it was cute. He'll totally get it.
Our lager,
which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy kegdom come,
I fill thee mug,
At home, as in the tavern.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill upon us,
And lead us not, into inebriation,
But deliver us from hangovers,
Barmen.
I also wandered around the toy section for a bit. And saw these:
IMHO this dude is just kinda creepy:
IDK, I can't explain it.
She looks high:
And then there are these:
I wandered around for about an hour & decided my feet were hurting to the point I should get back. When I stepped outside I felt some rain sprinkles. Guess when I checked wunderground I should have paid attention to what it said about rain. Thankfully, there was never more than light, occasional sprinkles.
As it turned out that Target kind of sucked in the variety department. They didn't have the laundry detergent I wanted in the size bottle I wanted. I wanted the smallest seeing as how I walked. So when I went to the cashier to pay for the card and she asked, "Did you find everything you wanted?" I told her no & why. We got into a discussion about the detergent and she suggested another brand telling me that she used to use the same brand I wanted but one time it was not available so she tried the other brand & discovered she preferred it. So I bought it.
Now to remember to mail the card.