If only.
1:57 PM me: aha.
the hell's a "Cons."?
http://www.archivaldesigns.com/houseplans/Balmoral-Basement-East-west.jpg
far right
1:58 PM Melissa: Far right where?
1:59 PM me: oop, sorry
it's kinda just below the middle on the right part
a half-circle room
jesus christ, the floorplan alone costs as much as my car did
2:01 PM Melissa: I don't see anything that says "Cons." on that link you gave me....
me: i think i'm either having a dumb moment or we have different links.
http://www.archivaldesigns.com/houseplans/Balmoral1stFloor.gif
2:02 PM Melissa: You gave me the wrong link.
First.
me: whoop.
aha, i did.
sorry about that.
Melissa: I'm like, "BOOKS? WHERE THE HELL DO YOU SEE THIS WOMAN?!!?!?!"
me: LOL
I DON'T KNOW
I THINK THERE'S A ROOM SPECIFICALLY FOR BREAKFAST TOO
Melissa: There is.
me: but i wanna know what the balls a cons. is
jesus.
2:05 PM HAHAHAHA
i thought it was just basement and two floors.
NOOOOOOO
it's SIX FLOORS
wat
Melissa: LOLS
me:
i don't think i could ever live in a house like that.
Melissa: I could.
If I didn't have to clean it.
2:06 PM me: that's one of the big reasons, yeah.
but it'd be too lonely!
Melissa: Nope.
I would love it.
me: i'd need, like, 100 other people living there.
Melissa: Nope.
Fuck other people.
me: LOL
Melissa: I could have you living in there, and it'd be like we lived in different houses.
me: what you gonna use that wine room for then? ;P
Melissa: WINE
DUH
I drink it!
me: ...
FOR YOURSELF?
Melissa: YEAH
me: that thing's as big as my living room!
LMAO
Melissa: Chris' dad has a wine room.
2:07 PM or...well, a wine "closet".
And yes.
I would do that.
I love material things.
me: man.
Melissa: I do not deny it.
me: that'd be great, though.
having that house for us.
might be fun
Melissa: YOU COULD HAVE AN ENTIRE FLOOR DEDICATED TO POKEMON.
me: do a lot of home alone shit
...
.........i want one.
Melissa: ROFL
:D
2:08 PM You could have an entire bathroom, not for using, but filled with smellies.
me: LOL
oh god
i'd be walking around for days
"which one's the one with my soap in it again..."
" this way..."
Melissa: That's why you'd put it close to the one you use normally.
2:09 PM me: i suppose. :P
Melissa: Shit, you could have one of those walk in closets like that.
me: that'd be great.
and an awesome fucking bath tub, too, i bet
Melissa: ....
Omg.
Garden bathtubs.
me: RIGHT?
/...omg
Melissa: DUDE
INDOOR JACUZZIS
me: DUDE
2:10 PM our own pool...
Melissa: My mom's god mother has one of those in her downstairs bathroom.
Along with a heart shaped pool outside.
me: my god
Melissa: AND SECRET ROOMS
me: saunas and shit.
YES
OMG
Melissa:
me: THERE HAS TO BE SECRET ROOMS
"me: CHRIS BUY US THAT HOUSE
Chris: sure, let me just go grab some money out of the magic account"
2:11 PM Melissa: YAY
me: YAAAY!
Melissa: He knew when you said "us" you meant me and you, right?
:D
me: oh yeah, i copied him the entire conversation
Melissa: ROFL
Dude.
2:12 PM Chris and I want a "Red Room" where a lot of our sex stuff will be going.
And it will be a secret room.
me: omfg
tmi! tmi!
lmao
if i had a house that big, i'd probably be rolling in money
so... i think i'd make me a metallica room
and just keep them in there.
that'd be great.
2:13 PM "guys i need some music"
Melissa: ROFL
"stat"
me: "awww, man... lady gaga again?"
"you got it"
Melissa: " that means now...."
me: LMAO
HAHAHAHHAHA
Melissa: :D
Fuck that.
We'd HAVE LADY GAG
A
...GAG
agjklji;fahwgaweruah
AS OUR SEX SLAVE.
2:14 PM
me: LOL
pff, you can have her :P
Melissa: .....you can't touch her, then.
me: ...
THEN YOU CAN TOUCH... fuck, you probably wouldn't want him even
damn it!
ummmmmm
Melissa: LOL
....
2:15 PM Yeah, we're getting a LITTLE crazy now.
Let's stick to the material items.
And not the humans.
me: okay.
LMAO
Melissa: ;)
me: i suppose.
i want a horsey.
Also, yes, we eventually figured it out:
2:17 PM me: OOH
CONSULTING?
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/CONS
oh my god
i'm dumb
CONSERVATORY
helloooooooooooooo
Melissa: DUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: there's one in CLUE FFS
Melissa: EVEN HAS THE WINDOWS
.....dammit.
me: /facepalm