This is the most retarded thing-
oh my god dont even read this. its not even laven. ITS NOT EVEN- all the i's are uncapitalized and and...IT WAS ONZ MSN OKAYZ.
Allen walked into Lavi's room, closing the door and turning to face it
"whats up bean?" lavi asked him curiously
"please, lavi, dont think ill of me..b-but i cant trust anyone else...with...well..."
"what?"
"...." allen turned around, his face red, and unbuttoned his exorcist jacket
once it was peeled away lavi could see the massive hard on the other had
"um...allen? you arent...trying to hit on me right?"
"no! no, please i just...this is very serious...i think something is wrong...."
lavi squinted so he wouldnt really have to look. "what? a boner-"
"no! i...its something.../else/"
"what the hell is it then beansprout, because you are weirding me out."
Allen bit his lip and looked away, his face completely red. "...it wont...um...stop."
"stop? go away?"
"n-no...it...wont stop getting ...um...bigger"
"i think thats the point."
"i mean.." allen winced here, swallowing as he tried to walk closer "its like.../too big/"
Lavi lifted an eyebrow. "youd better be real fucking serious if you want me to help"
"i am. i would have gone to koumi...but...having the man near something so....er...delicate...."
"yeah. say no more."
Allen sat on the bed next to the redhead "so what do i do?"
"cold water?" lavi suggested
Allen squirmed a little "i tried...."
"well...how long has it...?"
here allen had to fiddle with his fingers and look very very far away "....an...hour...or so...."
"well damn, just wack off."
Allen covered his face with his hands "i...its...its kind of hurting now..."
"do not. i dont want to see it."
Lavi glanced down anways, seeing that allens pants had gotten oddly tighter.
Dude, wasnt he fifteen? that was a bit big for fifteen.
"i-im serious here lavi...i...its really...not..." allen wormed around and whimpered silently, "it just gets bigger, and i think i cant take it."
"i-im not...usually...this...er..big...when..."
"oh god fine. fine. just...im just going to look, for medical reasons. nothing more. got it?"
Allen nodded, shakily undoing his pants and letting his too-swollen cock out. Lavi, was looking away, and allen was looking away, and at least one of them should have been looking.
but they were cowards.
"s-so...does..does it...look um....wrong? or something?" allen asked, feeling shamed for even being there on lavis bed, asking for help about such a vulgar thing.
Lavi glanced between allens legs and had to do a double take
"the fuck allen?! thats....thats...."
"i told you it wouldnt stop getting bigger!"
Lavis gaping made allens embarrassment worse.
"please...i... i dont even want it this big...i just wanna go eat...."
"dude, allen. dude. thats insane and you need to see a doctor. a real doctor, not koumi." Lavi said, seeing a, and he wasnt kidding, or exaggerating for once, /ten inch/ cock coming from /allen/
who was /fifteen/
"lavi, i cant.. go to a...just do something!"
"Like what?! i cant help you with the freaking monster you have hidden in your pants!"
Allen blushed harder and lavi could have sworn he saw the monster get a tad bigger. "j-just make...make it stop...."
There was genuine feeling in allens voice, and lavi felt bad. He saw the skin was taught, too red, and he was sure allen was starting to hurt. "you could drain the blood or something...."
"drain...? h-ho- ooh...how?"
"just...with a syringe...."
"w-wh...what?! no!"
"then i cant help!"
Allens eyes got little babyfat tears in them and he got fully on lavis bed so he could lay back "g-go get koumi then..."
Lavi winced. "just...just try and..cum or um, something okay? maybe you dont have to ...get koumi."
Lavi took another glance between allens legs, and yeah, the poor kids monster was even still bigger.
"what the hell did you do bean?"
"i...i dont even....im not ...." allen whimpered again, too hard to think "i...think i....took..."
"took took? took what?"
"i...headache..."
Lavi shifted a little, getting by allens feet. maybe the boy was having the best and worst allergic reaction ever.
"how bad does it hurt?"
Allen just groaned, putting an arm over his eyes.
"im going to touch it okay? just to make sure its alright, okay?"
Allen nodded slowly, his chest rising and falling in ragged pants
God, allen really owed him, lavi thought as he slowly and cowardly reached out
He put on his best doctors face and gently pressed his fingers around the base of allens cock.
and allen /screamed/
lavi jerked back, afraid he had hurt the boy. "allen?"
"n-nn--no.... d-dont...."
"did it hurt?"
Allen peaked out from under his arm, looking like he came already, but obvously he hadnt
"its...s-sens...itive...."
"okay...okay...just calm down....ill be careful." jesus, this was going down as the weirdest day ever in lavis book
and he had some weird days.
He reached out again, a little more prepared for allens reaction now.
The boys eyes rolled back and he clamped his hands over his mouth to muffle the second scream
Lavi tried to ignore it, feeling slowly up allens cock as the boy absolutely had a fit, twisting and bucking
Lavi had to hold his hips down, which he learned could move in very interesting ways, just to finish feeling for any oddities.
Allen clamed a little when he let go, little tears running down the side of his face from the pressure.
"sorry al...its not...like...stopped up or anything..."
"actually, i have no idea what it could be..."
lavi trailed off, seeing allen wasnt listening to him
the poor kid, he knew what it was like to have a boner not taken care of
lavi felt a small form of manly bonding with the wibbly allen
a very
very
/weird/
form of manly bonding
but bonding none the less
"hey allen...i have a new idea."
Allen glanced over at him, looking like a freakin porn god with some erotic face-
"if you pass out, maybe it will..."
Allens eyes got bigger, was lavi going to beat him now?!"
"oh calm down, not by a hit in the head...."
allen calmed down.
Until lavi started to touch his dick again
"AHHH! /fuck!/" allen squirmed and his back tightened in weird places, his toes curling and legs tensing
"s-stop lavi! /oh gooood/ stop!"
Lavi ignored allen completely, knowing it would end faster this way. He leaned down, and licked at the head of the boys swollen member
and the whole order heard the following scream
Lavi winced again, for about the third time that day, and took some of the boy into his mouth.
in the room next door, kanda wondered what the fuck all the screaming was, and if he should have been the one to stop it
but then again, kanda /made/ people scream.
"Lavi! Laaaavi! O-Ohhh....lavi!"
yeah, kanda didnt want to mess with that.
Lavi struggled to contain allen, as the boy kept trying to either get away or fuck his mouth.
He couldnt tell which, he was lucky he hadnt been kicked in the face
Finally, after what seemed like way too long, allen started to tense all over, get tighter and tighter....
until his body shuddered and his eyes rolled back as he passed out on the bed.
Lavi blinked, not feeling anything in his mouth that would signify release
He watched allens member shrink, the cum falling out once it was able to get through.
and it fell onto his good bedsheets, and now lavi was feeling a bit....horny.
damn it all to hell.
OH GOD YOU READ THIS FAR. I WONT EVEN EXPLAIN ANYTHING.
Allen walked into Lavi's room, closing the door and turning to face it
"whats up bean?" lavi asked him curiously
"please, lavi, dont think ill of me..b-but i cant trust anyone else...with...well..."
"what?"
"...." allen turned around, his face red, and unbuttoned his exorcist jacket
once it was peeled away lavi could see the massive hard on the other had
"um...allen? you arent...trying to hit on me right?"
"no! no, please i just...this is very serious...i think something is wrong...."
lavi squinted so he wouldnt really have to look. "what? a boner-"
"no! i...its something.../else/"
"what the hell is it then beansprout, because you are weirding me out."
Allen bit his lip and looked away, his face completely red. "...it wont...um...stop."
"stop? go away?"
"n-no...it...wont stop getting ...um...bigger"
"i think thats the point."
"i mean.." allen winced here, swallowing as he tried to walk closer "its like.../too big/"
Lavi lifted an eyebrow. "youd better be real fucking serious if you want me to help"
"i am. i would have gone to koumi...but...having the man near something so....er...delicate...."
"yeah. say no more."
Allen sat on the bed next to the redhead "so what do i do?"
"cold water?" lavi suggested
Allen squirmed a little "i tried...."
"well...how long has it...?"
here allen had to fiddle with his fingers and look very very far away "....an...hour...or so...."
"well damn, just wack off."
Allen covered his face with his hands "i...its...its kind of hurting now..."
"do not. i dont want to see it."
Lavi glanced down anways, seeing that allens pants had gotten oddly tighter.
Dude, wasnt he fifteen? that was a bit big for fifteen.
"i-im serious here lavi...i...its really...not..." allen wormed around and whimpered silently, "it just gets bigger, and i think i cant take it."
"i-im not...usually...this...er..big...when..."
"oh god fine. fine. just...im just going to look, for medical reasons. nothing more. got it?"
Allen nodded, shakily undoing his pants and letting his too-swollen cock out. Lavi, was looking away, and allen was looking away, and at least one of them should have been looking.
but they were cowards.
"s-so...does..does it...look um....wrong? or something?" allen asked, feeling shamed for even being there on lavis bed, asking for help about such a vulgar thing.
Lavi glanced between allens legs and had to do a double take
"the fuck allen?! thats....thats...."
"i told you it wouldnt stop getting bigger!"
Lavis gaping made allens embarrassment worse.
"please...i... i dont even want it this big...i just wanna go eat...."
"dude, allen. dude. thats insane and you need to see a doctor. a real doctor, not koumi." Lavi said, seeing a, and he wasnt kidding, or exaggerating for once, /ten inch/ cock coming from /allen/
who was /fifteen/
"lavi, i cant.. go to a...just do something!"
"Like what?! i cant help you with the freaking monster you have hidden in your pants!"
Allen blushed harder and lavi could have sworn he saw the monster get a tad bigger. "j-just make...make it stop...."
There was genuine feeling in allens voice, and lavi felt bad. He saw the skin was taught, too red, and he was sure allen was starting to hurt. "you could drain the blood or something...."
"drain...? h-ho- ooh...how?"
"just...with a syringe...."
"w-wh...what?! no!"
"then i cant help!"
Allens eyes got little babyfat tears in them and he got fully on lavis bed so he could lay back "g-go get koumi then..."
Lavi winced. "just...just try and..cum or um, something okay? maybe you dont have to ...get koumi."
Lavi took another glance between allens legs, and yeah, the poor kids monster was even still bigger.
"what the hell did you do bean?"
"i...i dont even....im not ...." allen whimpered again, too hard to think "i...think i....took..."
"took took? took what?"
"i...headache..."
Lavi shifted a little, getting by allens feet. maybe the boy was having the best and worst allergic reaction ever.
"how bad does it hurt?"
Allen just groaned, putting an arm over his eyes.
"im going to touch it okay? just to make sure its alright, okay?"
Allen nodded slowly, his chest rising and falling in ragged pants
God, allen really owed him, lavi thought as he slowly and cowardly reached out
He put on his best doctors face and gently pressed his fingers around the base of allens cock.
and allen /screamed/
lavi jerked back, afraid he had hurt the boy. "allen?"
"n-nn--no.... d-dont...."
"did it hurt?"
Allen peaked out from under his arm, looking like he came already, but obvously he hadnt
"its...s-sens...itive...."
"okay...okay...just calm down....ill be careful." jesus, this was going down as the weirdest day ever in lavis book
and he had some weird days.
He reached out again, a little more prepared for allens reaction now.
The boys eyes rolled back and he clamped his hands over his mouth to muffle the second scream
Lavi tried to ignore it, feeling slowly up allens cock as the boy absolutely had a fit, twisting and bucking
Lavi had to hold his hips down, which he learned could move in very interesting ways, just to finish feeling for any oddities.
Allen clamed a little when he let go, little tears running down the side of his face from the pressure.
"sorry al...its not...like...stopped up or anything..."
"actually, i have no idea what it could be..."
lavi trailed off, seeing allen wasnt listening to him
the poor kid, he knew what it was like to have a boner not taken care of
lavi felt a small form of manly bonding with the wibbly allen
a very
very
/weird/
form of manly bonding
but bonding none the less
"hey allen...i have a new idea."
Allen glanced over at him, looking like a freakin porn god with some erotic face-
"if you pass out, maybe it will..."
Allens eyes got bigger, was lavi going to beat him now?!"
"oh calm down, not by a hit in the head...."
allen calmed down.
Until lavi started to touch his dick again
"AHHH! /fuck!/" allen squirmed and his back tightened in weird places, his toes curling and legs tensing
"s-stop lavi! /oh gooood/ stop!"
Lavi ignored allen completely, knowing it would end faster this way. He leaned down, and licked at the head of the boys swollen member
and the whole order heard the following scream
Lavi winced again, for about the third time that day, and took some of the boy into his mouth.
in the room next door, kanda wondered what the fuck all the screaming was, and if he should have been the one to stop it
but then again, kanda /made/ people scream.
"Lavi! Laaaavi! O-Ohhh....lavi!"
yeah, kanda didnt want to mess with that.
Lavi struggled to contain allen, as the boy kept trying to either get away or fuck his mouth.
He couldnt tell which, he was lucky he hadnt been kicked in the face
Finally, after what seemed like way too long, allen started to tense all over, get tighter and tighter....
until his body shuddered and his eyes rolled back as he passed out on the bed.
Lavi blinked, not feeling anything in his mouth that would signify release
He watched allens member shrink, the cum falling out once it was able to get through.
and it fell onto his good bedsheets, and now lavi was feeling a bit....horny.
damn it all to hell.
OH GOD YOU READ THIS FAR. I WONT EVEN EXPLAIN ANYTHING.