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So I was net surfing once again and I found this story and jesus christ the world we live in and I must be a super sick fuck cause I laughed and found it amusing but not in a good way cause it is the bad kinda funny .
Do check this:
DAD `KNIFED SON'S SCROTUM' Feb 19 2004
A FATHER is on trial for stabbing his son in the scrotum.
But injured Garry Watt told a court yesterday he caused the injury himself.
Father Albert Watt, 52, denies knifing Garry in February last year.
Garry told Perth Sheriff Court he had sat on a large blade after leaping over the arm of a sofa at his father's home in the town.
He added: 'As soon as I landed on the couch, I felt a sharp pain.
'It was a hard pain, right between my legs.
When I turned round I saw what I had sat on. It was just lying there. I grabbed my groin, I was panicking severely.'
Albert Watt's girlfriend Wilma Carling, 48, told how she had gone to his house with a bottle of vodka but had fallen asleep.
She said she was woken up by a blood-drenched Garry asking her to get help while his father sat on a sofa nearby.
She added: 'There seemed to be quite a lot of blood on the cushion he was holding against himself.' The trial continues.
Do check this:
DAD `KNIFED SON'S SCROTUM' Feb 19 2004
A FATHER is on trial for stabbing his son in the scrotum.
But injured Garry Watt told a court yesterday he caused the injury himself.
Father Albert Watt, 52, denies knifing Garry in February last year.
Garry told Perth Sheriff Court he had sat on a large blade after leaping over the arm of a sofa at his father's home in the town.
He added: 'As soon as I landed on the couch, I felt a sharp pain.
'It was a hard pain, right between my legs.
When I turned round I saw what I had sat on. It was just lying there. I grabbed my groin, I was panicking severely.'
Albert Watt's girlfriend Wilma Carling, 48, told how she had gone to his house with a bottle of vodka but had fallen asleep.
She said she was woken up by a blood-drenched Garry asking her to get help while his father sat on a sofa nearby.
She added: 'There seemed to be quite a lot of blood on the cushion he was holding against himself.' The trial continues.