Thanks to this week's Writer's Block, I was thinking about relationship dealbreakers. You know what, I can deal with a pipe-smoking, sentient giant magical lady-penguin android with a presence in the rubberbaby community and terrible taste in music and framed posters of big-eyed anime-deformed mystical catgirls, but you just better not be an uncompassionate, non-tipping dickwad who can joke about hurting kittens. I don't think that's a lot to ask.
I've found that this is a great test for compatibility:
Is the following funny? Circle yes or no.
http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/bkthumb.jpghttp://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/bkpork.gifhttp://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/bktail.gifhttp://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/bksalami.jpghttp://www.yahoodrummers.com/davey/kliban/images/cat_dreadedhamwort.jpghttp://www.yahoodrummers.com/davey/kliban/images/tbtit_bearshitsneckties.jpghttp://www.yahoodrummers.com/davey/kliban/images/neabtyh_chickentoes.jpg Also, hi Jendayi!!!!!!! I used up this week's exclamation points for you, I'm so excited.