Minor gripes
I got a copy of The Advocate in the mail. I didn't sign up for it! Come on, now, own up! Who signed me up to The Advocate?!
I must have got on some sort of list or something. Great. You know, it comes in a opaque plastic bag. Now my mailman thinks I subscribe to porn, when all I'm really getting is mildly amusing movie reviews and 30 pages of ads for booze.
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I'd really like some real milk, but a roommate here has poor fridge-related boundaries...so I'm limited to things that nobody here will eat, like soy milk and beets.
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I think someone shaved some of the mats off of Starscream. I have no idea how they did that. I can pill a cat, but I don't think I can shave a cat. She doesn't seem to mind, and it was really getting out of hand, so, good. But still...our-cat-who-isn't-ours has unexplained shaved patches. It's either busybodies or aliens or both.
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The nasturtiums grabbed onto the curtains, and I'm not sure how to get them out.
I must have got on some sort of list or something. Great. You know, it comes in a opaque plastic bag. Now my mailman thinks I subscribe to porn, when all I'm really getting is mildly amusing movie reviews and 30 pages of ads for booze.
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I'd really like some real milk, but a roommate here has poor fridge-related boundaries...so I'm limited to things that nobody here will eat, like soy milk and beets.
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I think someone shaved some of the mats off of Starscream. I have no idea how they did that. I can pill a cat, but I don't think I can shave a cat. She doesn't seem to mind, and it was really getting out of hand, so, good. But still...our-cat-who-isn't-ours has unexplained shaved patches. It's either busybodies or aliens or both.
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The nasturtiums grabbed onto the curtains, and I'm not sure how to get them out.