Happy Thanksgiving

Nov 25, 2004 07:06

Hi Everyone,

I hope you are all joyous and content in eating animal flesh on this wonderful Thanksgiving Thursday. Join me in prayer would you.....

Dear Lord,

Thank you greatly for helping us sustain our miserable lives by providing us the wood and tools our European ancestors so desperately needed in order to build the boats and weapons to make the long perilous journey overseas to this over abundant land called America where our ancestors, once landed, immediately decided to claim it as their own (even though it had already been occupied by peaceful land loving citizens called "Indians") by utilizing their weapons against a peaceful civilization, pounding them into subordination and killing many in order to ensure their dominance in the "new world" thereby raping the land of all its godly treasures and leaving in its wake a trail of bloodshed, pollution, chemical and biological waste, homelessness and 250 million hormonally injected Turkeys specifically bred and grown for the purpose of an annual slaughter fest called "Thanksgiving" which we made a national holiday in order to give thanks for stuffing our greedy little faces full of contaminated animal flesh which only perpetuates the anxiety and fear of the idea that we may not be so lucky next year and to continue looking for other areas in the world to dominate, rape and exploit such as places with names like Iraq.

Oh yeah.... and thanks a lot for helping keep that asshole in the white house.

Amen.
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